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Song Parodies -> "What About Brie?"

Original Song Title:

"What About Me?"

Original Performer:

Moving Pictures

Parody Song Title:

"What About Brie?"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Well there's a little boy waiting at the counter of the deli shop
Jack's been waiting down there, a gouda half a day,
Feeling bleu, a curd in the whey
Was pushed and he fell, onto his babybels
He grabs his longhorn and he says...

What about brie? It isn't fair
Can't get enough, feta get my share
Gourmet cheese, I wanna eat
But your cheese smells like dirty feet

Well, there's a pretty girl serving at the counter of that deli shop
She's been feeling provolone, swiss she had a home
A cottage would do, of her own
Well, she cries defeat, decides to eat
She runs to the street and she screams...


Smells like dirty feet...

Take a step back and see it's nacho cheese
It's not fat free, so it's the one that make the big people big
So just edam and weep:
"What about brie?"

And now I'm standing on the corner, Kraft to get on home
It is getting late, just can't make the grate
So I cheddar make it on my own
I guess I'm lucky, I guess it's true
But sometimes I wish for more than I fondue


What about brie?
What about brie?
What about....brie?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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sloatead - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
jan, loved the original, so you'd get 5's just for that, and it doesn't hurt that it's the funniest one posted today
Johnny D - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I love the write - very, very witty and creative word-play.

YO, AMIRIGHT READERS - COME ON OVER HERE and check this one out! Excellent word-play, worth a look !
Paul Robinson - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan, Looks like I'm following around JD today with his "DKTOS" - don't know this one either. WHOA! I have to get on the stick! I'm leaving here tomorrow morning to go home and need to get my stuff together! I'll try to get back later on today and check out more stuff, folks. Oodles of Toodles. Later...
Meriadoc - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I DO know the song, and I thought this was very clever!
Meriadoc - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I will have to make sure Pippin sees this - the Pipster loves puns!
Peregrin - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Pippin has indeed seen it and thought it was an improvement on the original, which was a bit of a dirge!
David Chrenko - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, Jan - this one was so yummy. You're a real Cheese Whiz!

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