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Song Parodies -> "The Voters Have The Cramps"

Original Song Title:

"The Lady Is a Tramp"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"The Voters Have The Cramps"

Parody Written by:

Eye1zLotto

The Lyrics

Finally, something other than hunting and fishing. Here's something more relevant: the presidential election 2004. Enjoy!
THE VOTERS HAVE THE CRAMPS

We've got our leaders, deep in debate
One gets the white house, the others must wait
All have a trend, to pon-tif-i-cate
They'll sway each voter, to their camp

Soon be the leader, of the free world
Will say about anything, facts in a swirl
Won't talk of the others, without a big hurl,
That's why us voters, have the cramps

Each makes a biiiiig speeeech, I really don't care
Money to spare
'Lectoral votes, Ego bloats!
Preach 'till it's on ya , each has their camp
That's why us voters have the cramps

We've got our leaders, deep in debate
One gets the white house, the others must wait
They'll keep on stumpin, 'till the hour is late
That'll sway each voter, to his own camp

Soon be the leader, of the free world
Will say about anything, facts in a swirl
Won't talk of the others, without a big hurl,
That's why voters have the cramps

Each makes the biiiig speeeeeach, I really don't care
Money to spare
'Lectoral votes. Ego bloats!
Preach 'till it's on ya, each has their camp
That's why us voters, have the cramps
That is why us voters
That is why us voters
That's why, us voters have the cramps!


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Proteus - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Outfrick'nstanding! This is your best stuff yet. You're sure to get recording royalties on this one. It's bound to be a traditional election- year classic. Paydirt, baby!
Bunny Run - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good stuff. Timely submission.
Phil Alexander - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked this one, as well: and at last we can leave comments... btw, I thought "Kill a Doe" was excellent, too.

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