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Song Parodies -> "Turds"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

This song is based on the idea I got from the title. Now that I see it in full im not sure how well it worked...
Swear, a real offensive word
a word that rhymes with ship and spit
Don't leave it in the toilet bowl
'Cause that would make me hurl a bit

This word has got no glory
Please tell a different story now, my love
Don't talk, don't talk about the smell
That's something not to tell, my love

Glade the everlasting scent
To get rid of offensive air
and jokes about the gas it makes
do that in public, it's a dare

And folks, get easily upset
If single words are said
It's only turds
And turds make folk upset
So please don't talk that way

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Rick D - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I had one sitting around very close to this, but it was stinking up the house. Now you did it so I don't have to.
Eye1 - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I give the subject a #2 (get it #2???) Oh well.. The parody is funny. eye1
Meriadoc - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like we were on the same wavelength today. Except so far, ours has gotten flushed... ;-)

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