Song Parodies -> I Feel Witty

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Pretty"

Original Performer:

West Side Story

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Feel Witty"

Parody Written by:

Jude Rodamer

Now, now...confess. Don't we ALL think we're great? How many people in the world can actually write parodies like WE do? Not many...so let's all pat ourselves on the back a little bit. And, of course, the "Chuck" I'm referring to is our own Charles G.
I feel witty,
Oh, so witty,
With ev'ry song parody I write!
And I pity,
Straight writers of the world tonight!

It's alarming!
Rhymes are forming!
Songs are coming alive with great zeal!
They're so witty,
That they're sure to have a mass appeal!

Rhymes are amassing with such ease and care,
I found words to rhyme with "squeegee"!
Words for "fireplace",
Words for "acquiesce"
Words for "camomile"
Words for "simile"!

Sex I'm shunning,
No advancing,
If I anger old Chuck, good ol' boy!
Thanks Above!
Parodying is a great joy!
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Johnny D - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, okay, so now you know, this ol' former professional song-and-dance man is a sucker for show-tunes.
Michael Pacholek - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Queasy. Higher chase. No free press. Not for real. Swimmingly. See? Not so hard.
Guy - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This was original. Nice work!
Stray Pooch - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, Jude, the happy juxtaposition of the fates (and our parodies) has brought your work to my attention. I LOVE show music so I guess I have some catching up to do! Love this one! I, too, get an ego boost from my own work. To steal a term from AussieBullDog: FIGJAM! :D
casey thomas - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
interesting

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