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Song Parodies -> "Born To Beguile"

Original Song Title:

"Born To Be Wild"

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Parody Song Title:

"Born To Beguile"

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The Lyrics

Senator from Boston
People think I'm Irish
Wife got half a billion
From late GOP husband

Yeah Darlin' we're the epicenter
Of the power establishment
Spend some of our petty change
And I'll be president

See me playing hockey
Ridin' on my Harley
Watch me throw the football
Image upgrade John Kerry

Yeah gonna fight the special interests
On behalf of the common man
Girl tell your friends not to worry
Not talkin' 'bout them

Got a new winning style
But I was born, born to beguile
We can climb so high
On Air Force One we'll fly

Born to beguile
Born to beguile

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Guy - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This guy is hard to parody because he is SO boring. Well done Mac.
Phil Alexander - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Must admit that I know nowt about Kerry, but I enjoyed this anyway (and it fits nicely with my latest submission, which should turn up tomorrow about politicians generally..)
John Jenkins - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
As Guy said, Kerry is not easy to parody. This parody is well-paced and the last verse is good, but I think more effort could have been put into rhyming the rest of it.
mac195 - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone. It looks like Kerry will be around for a while. Hopefully he'll provide some good parody material.
Johnny D - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it !

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