He said to her, "I smoke the reefer,
And I snort some crack cocaine as well."
She said to him, "I do not do either."
And he asked her "Why not? What the h*ll?"
She said, "The crack would filthy my nose, now,
And the Mary Jane would screw with my brain."
He said, "Shut up, stupid! You make me angry!
But I've got a way to ease all my pain..."

He's got his reefer
His little reefer
He smo-okes you-oo
Yeah, he to-okes you-oo
Yeah, 'cause you're his reefer
His precious reefer
He smo-okes you-oo
Oh, he tokes you

And if the world suddenly ran out of weed,
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally left their weed in the dirt
And he would dig it up for you!
Roll it up for you!
Light that dirty weed up just for YOU!!!
*whew* You are his ree-...fer.