Song Parodies -> "Underneath My Clothes"

Original Song Title:

"Underneath Your Clothes"

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Original Performer:

"Underneath My Clothes"

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The Lyrics

Here's my song... About Shakira fighiting off an obsessed sex-starved boyfriend

Here's my bod
Sculpted by the hands of God
Don't get me wrong cause...
I sometimes act a bit odd
But I have this place
Where stray hands always go roaming
And right under my clothes
Is where guys go grabbing...

Underneath my clothes
I have an endless booty
There's the man I caught
All through my territory
And the things he deserved
For trying to make me a bad girl, honey...

Because of him
I recalled the best ways to fight
Because of him
And all the dumb things he'd try
When all my friends are gone
He thinks the party's beginning
He suddenly goes grabbing

Underneath my clothes
I have an endless booty
There's the man I caught
All through my territory
And the things he deserved
For trying to make me a bad girl, honey...

He loves me more than anyone else on the planet
Grabbing, groping, squeezing, kissing
I know it's true
He's always in a big hurry
I almost don't believe it
And every voice is screaming at the noise
Lamps swinging on the ceiling
About a lady sticking to good manners
He's handcuffed at the moment...

Underneath my clothes
I have an endless booty
There's the man I caught
All through my territory
And the things he deserved
For trying to make me a bad girl, honey...

Collinsport Ghost Society

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