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Song Parodies -> "Wacko Jacko"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Robin"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson (Bobby Day)

Parody Song Title:

"Wacko Jacko"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Innocent til proven otherwise, the very least, on the charge of being REALLY WEIRD, I personally find him GUILTYGUILTYGUILTY
He romps in the playhouse, all day long
Thrillin' all the chilluns and a-feelin' them wrong
All the little kiddies in Neverland Ranch
Love to watch him dancin' and grabbin' his pants

Wacko Jacko (BeatIt--BeatIt-BeatIt)
Wacko Jacko (BeatIt--BeatIt-BeatIt)
So, Wacko Jacko, did you really go and mack on a tyke?

Every little swallow, every chickadee
Every kid whose parents have IQ's of three
Jackie, Jermaine, Marlon, Tito
Smackin' their heads sayin' No Bro No

Wacko Jacko (BeatIt--BeatIt-BeatIt)
Wacko Jacko (BeatIt--BeatIt-BeatIt)
So, Wacko Jacko, did you really go and snack on a tyke?

Ya gotta love the parents cause their trustin' him lots
Pimpin' out their punkins to the King Of Tots
They go to pick up junior and-a bless my soul
He's licked all the filling off an ---oreo

He romps in the playhouse, all day spree
Huggin' and a-touchin' inappropriately
All the little cubbies in pack 22
Love to hear the psycho goin' "OOH-hoo-hoo!"

Psycho Michael (BeatIt--BeatIt-BeatIt)
Wacko Jacko (BeatIt--BeatIt-BeatIt)
So, Wacko Jacko, did you really go and spackle a tyke?


You and I, must make a pact
Get my reputation back
Just make an offer
I'll be fair.....

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Royce Miller - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude-great parody
Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Rockin' Claude Prez (rock, rockin' - rock! )
Rockin' Claude Prez (rock - rockety-rock! )
Oh Rockin' Claude Prez, really love the parodies you write!
Melhi - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(voted a little while ago)
Once again, ice water flows from your pen and turns to gold on the page.
Billy Florio - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job Claude......but why do you have part of "Ill be there" at the end? lol
Tim Hall - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice coda at the end
Claude Prez - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all; and Billy, that part at the end is a direct ripoff of Spaff's "Hello, morphine, my old friend" bit after his "Feelin' Groupies" parody. I just didn't feel like writing another whole song about this guy. Also, there's a part where I wrote "their" instead of "they're". So no makin' fun of me; I was tired, dammit.
Agrimorfee - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
555, but that line about the Oreo bothers me.
Peregrin - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny Claude
Meriadoc - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Better not let Billy and Mikey see the oreo line! :-0
2nz - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Gotta give ya credit for making this song bearable to listen to. Is that even how to spell 'bearable'? Good job. - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the Jacko parody I wanted to write. (Except that I never had the idea.) Numerous great lines - I particularly like "King of Tots." By the way, the comments on "Feelin' Groupies" admit that it has a "Claude-4-Prez-style ending," so you're only stealing from yourself, bucko.
Claude Prez - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Belated thanks Merry, Pippin, 2nz, and Agrimorfee (sorry I dissed your favorite cookie). And Spaff: I wish I was the first to use "King of Tots" but I googled it and alas, of course I'm not. And no, YOU da man.
Phil Alexander - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Claude- didn't spot this first time around (only did because I've just submitted another to this tune). Wickedly funny (or do I mean funnily wicked?)
Ana - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Silly, but good pacing. I also noted that at the end you took a piece of 'I'll Be There' and turned it into a mini-parody.
Breyana - June 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny and a little disturbing with the oreo part but cool!
chris - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment
this is too funny man! ha ha ha

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