Song Parodies -> Don't It Turn His White Hood Blue
| Original Song Title: | "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" |
| Original Performer: | Crystal Gayle |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't It Turn His White Hood Blue" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael McVey |
I always wanted to hang a Klansman to see if his white hood turns blue....
I don't like racist preaching
Don't sound a thing like Jesus teaching
I hung him with the string of my shoe,
And don't it turn his white hood blue!
I'll be happy when he's gone,
I'll laugh at him, all day long,
And I know where he's going, too,
And don't it turn his white hood blue!
It is no secret, he don't like blacks
There were no reasons for all his attacks
He says he loves God, but that's a lie
Jesus loves us all, black and white
He always wanted to treat us bad
Couldn't help it, I was so mad
At the bulls*** he'd always do
And so I made his white hood,
And so I made his white hood,
And so I made his white hood blue!
It is no secret, he don't like blacks
There were no reasons for all his attacks
He says he loves God, but that's a lie
Jesus loves us all, black and white
He always wanted to treat us bad
Couldn't help it, I was so mad
At the bulls*** he'd always do
And so I made his white hood,
And so I made his white hood,
And so I made his white hood blue!
Don't sound a thing like Jesus teaching
I hung him with the string of my shoe,
And don't it turn his white hood blue!
I'll be happy when he's gone,
I'll laugh at him, all day long,
And I know where he's going, too,
And don't it turn his white hood blue!
It is no secret, he don't like blacks
There were no reasons for all his attacks
He says he loves God, but that's a lie
Jesus loves us all, black and white
He always wanted to treat us bad
Couldn't help it, I was so mad
At the bulls*** he'd always do
And so I made his white hood,
And so I made his white hood,
And so I made his white hood blue!
It is no secret, he don't like blacks
There were no reasons for all his attacks
He says he loves God, but that's a lie
Jesus loves us all, black and white
He always wanted to treat us bad
Couldn't help it, I was so mad
At the bulls*** he'd always do
And so I made his white hood,
And so I made his white hood,
And so I made his white hood blue!
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