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Song Parodies -> "Crap Out My Rear"
Original Song Title:
"Tracks Of My Tears"
Original Performer:
Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
Parody Song Title:
"Crap Out My Rear"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Seems all day I have gone to the potty,
Just keep goin' number two.
There's bursts of frequent splashing, stomach's knotty,
What I'm gonna do?
They say a fart is just a waste,
But a burp, now, that you can taste,
And it's coming out now with greater haste,
That crap out my rear.
Recede, poo...
Would you?
Goin' hefty, but I think that I would rather hurl,
Sittin' here ain't lots of fun.
I ate some rotten fruit, so now I go pa-toot,
When will I ever get done?
They say a fart is just a waste,
But a burp, now, that you can taste,
And it's coming out now with greater haste,
That crap out my rear.
Outside, the shit's cascading,
Inside, enzymes invading,
I'm gonna drown in a sea of brown,
My nerves soon will break up,
If I soon don't shake out this poo.
They say a fart is just a waste,
But a burp, now, that you can taste,
And it's coming out now with greater haste,
That crap out my rear.
Just keep goin' number two.
There's bursts of frequent splashing, stomach's knotty,
What I'm gonna do?
They say a fart is just a waste,
But a burp, now, that you can taste,
And it's coming out now with greater haste,
That crap out my rear.
Recede, poo...
Would you?
Goin' hefty, but I think that I would rather hurl,
Sittin' here ain't lots of fun.
I ate some rotten fruit, so now I go pa-toot,
When will I ever get done?
They say a fart is just a waste,
But a burp, now, that you can taste,
And it's coming out now with greater haste,
That crap out my rear.
Outside, the shit's cascading,
Inside, enzymes invading,
I'm gonna drown in a sea of brown,
My nerves soon will break up,
If I soon don't shake out this poo.
They say a fart is just a waste,
But a burp, now, that you can taste,
And it's coming out now with greater haste,
That crap out my rear.
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Guy, I think we know where you keep pullin' these potty-parodies from! "enzymes invading" - excellent. Here's your 555 mg of Imodium.
Guy...getting REALLY gross here...hehe!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh this was excellent! 555!
I h8ed it.
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