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Song Parodies -> "Blue Ice"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Eyes"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Ice"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Blue ice
Cooler needs blue ice
I don't like warm beer
on my holiday
Blue ice
Cooler needs blue ice
When the melting comes
I'll call Rubbermaid
And I'll say

Blue ice
Cooling down my beers
Useful for my sprains
Cooler needs blue ice
And I can chill again

Blue ice
Buy it once not twice
Never liquefies
Easy to refreeze
Blue ice
Oh I love blue ice
Don't throw it aside
Or I'm 'fraid you'll see
there will be

Chicken spoiling in the sun
Rotting in the rain
I must get blue ice
So I can roam again, I can roam again

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