ABCDEFG
(Hooked on Phonics sucks)
I went hear to get laughter
Instead i got sucking pain
Did A all the way to Z
I wrote 2 much and 2 more
I'm going spill it
(spill it, spill it)
All about my parodies
(all about parodies)
Read along this groovy song
Alk you gotta do is not say sucks

A B C
I wrote it in 1 2 3
oh simply to piss you off
A B C, 1 2 3 to get lots of votes
(x2)

Come on don't be mean for a while
Come on don't be mean for a while
I'm going write A-Z again
I know i know i know i can do it again

One person said to me
you repeat vulgarity
and copy 100's of times
in 50 parodies @$$ @$$ @$$
Michael's gonna get ya
(get ya, get ya)
How to be risque
(How to be risque)
You know what i like to do
Don't be pissed is what you have to do

A B C
I wrote it in 1 2 3
oh simply to piss you off
A B C, 1 2 3 to get lots of votes
(x2)

A B C, it's easy to write parodies
write in a c or d key
i can piss ya with 1 word
(i can piss ya with 1 word)
write in a c or d key
1 2 3 i'm coolie cool

Sit down guy!
I think I like you!
No! Not like gay!
Show me your butt moves.
Shake it shake it baby
come on now
shake it shake baby
ooh ooh
shake it shake it baby
Ho!
1 2 3, booty
ooh ooh
A B C booty
na na
toe gay bee, booty
No!
That's how easy an award can be
A B C, it's easy to repeat 50 times
write a simple parody
that's how fun it is to be.

I'm gonna piss ya and comment out
c'mon c'mon c'mon let me show you i can do it again
A B C it's like my friend Pachelock
writing simple parodies
that's how i can piss ya off

I'm gonna piss ya and comment out
c'mon c'mon c'mon let me show you i can do it again
A B C it's like my friend Pachelock
writing simple parodies
that's how i can piss ya off