"Day one, I went to a hotel and rented "Ringu".
Hour two, grabbed a bite to eat as
I watched the little girl crawl outta the tube.
The movie definitely should've been rated higher than PG-13,
'Cause the phone call said after day seven, she would come out and kill me."

"Oh what a feeling,
I'm finally getting some attention.
Yeah, I have no life,
So I feel awesome knowin',
Ooh I finally got a girl comin' into town,
And she's on her way,
She sounds like she isn't going to leave,
I hope she's here to stay.
I can't wait for that day.
I can't wait for that day."

"She looks about sixteen; maybe for once I'll get to have a festive social life.
After nine, I took a photo of myself to send to her,
But it looked like my head was spinning on a carnival ride.
I made this booboo on day number two.
I'm jealous that she called that reporter's son,
But in five more days we're gonna have some fun!"

"Oh what a feeling,
I'm finally getting some attention.
I feel like I have a life,
More things from that movie keep showin',
Whoa! I saw a horse jump off a ship and drown,
In the middle of the bay,
I hope this feeling never leaves,
Even though the skies have been grey,
I can't wait for that day!"

"The evening of day seven I was watching CMT,
This past week seemed like so many years,
But here she comes crawling outta the TV!"

"Oh what a feeling,
I'm feeling some emotion.
I finally have a life,
Now if only her long hair stopped growin',
Eeew, she's got well water and mud on her gown,
And all that hair covering her face,
But she's coming closer to me,
And I hope she stays.
Oh I've waited for this day.
Oh I've waited for this day!"

"Day one,
I'm so glad I watched "Ringu'."