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Original Song Title:

"Leaving on a Jet Plane"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul and Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Peeing on a Jet Plane"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Well my bladder's full, it's ready to burst
The line is long, and I'm not first
I hate to freak you out on this long flight
But my will is breakin', I just gotta go
I can't stand waiting, it's gonna flow
Already it's so painful I could cry

So hand me an empty bag
Noooo not a paper one you hag
Hurry 'cause I'm ready to explode
I'm peeing on a jet plane
Oh no this bag's not big enough
Watch out there down below

There's a pool of urine on the floor
I know it smells but donft be sore
No you fool don't touch that exit door...

We were six miles up, the pressure was low
When the door opened, it started to blow
When we go splat, we wonft likely feel a thing

So kiss me, have sex with me
This is our last chance you see
Hold me now we donft have that much time
'Cause we're falling from a jet plane
I hope we'll be though before we land
No not... a bad way to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
Now close your eyes, the ground is rising fast

Floatin' above, Ohio corn
No don't cry, don't you mourn
Have no regrets, I had quite a good day

I was peeing on a jet plane
Peeing on a jet plane
Peeing on a jet plane...

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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 4   2
 5   1

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mac195 - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
OK... so it's tough making the transition from political satire to toilet humor. Is this one at least readable, or are there lots of strange symbols floating around in it too?
Guy - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Mac - I missed this earlier. This is quite good. Wonder why no one is commenting or voting here. Really nice original work, story line and humor all in one parody. This is top notch and I'd like to be the first to welcome you to a room full of toilets. 5's all the way friend!

Jan Unwin - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I like the "floating above Ohio corn" line. Great job!
Johnny D - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm answering the call, Guy!

A lot of funny stuff in this one, and some gruesome stuff too - on balance, though, entertaining and cleverly weird.
mac195 - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy, Jan & Johnny.
ChuckyG - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
the weird symbols are most likely from Microsoft Word's "Smart Quotes" function, that really isn't all the smart. If you're using Word, you need to look through the settings and change the smart quotes setting.
Steven Cavanagh - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one! Not sure if plummeting to my death would put me in the mood, myself :-) Check out my "Sleeping on a Jet Plane" for more mile-hijinks.
Paul Robinson - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Mac - very good job, 5-5-5. You have a few of those weird "squares" in this one still but since I saw a note from you explaining you are not doing it intentionally here I just ignored them to read & grade this. FYI - Line 14, 18, 21 have the one "square" each after the "n" in "won't" and "don't" The is also an "f" after the square in each of these places. Maybe ChuckyG's suggestion will help you fix this.
mac195 - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for your help, Paul. I'm posting these on another site now first, where I can edit them to work out the bugs. Hopefully, my new songs will be free of that problem.
Aaerni - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Wasn't the original song originally by John Denver?
Meriadoc - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked the paper bag line!
mac - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Aaerni, I'm not sure, but I think the Peter, Paul and Mary version is older. Meriadoc thanks. No offense intended to any matronly flight attendants who may be reading.
Danny - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Peter Paul and Mary never sang "leaving on a jet plane" !!!

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