-> "Signs"
Original Song Title:
"Signs"
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Parody Song Title:
"Signs"
The Lyrics
And the sign said no dogs allowed except for seeing eye,
So since it ain't in braille and the dog can't read, just what does this sign imply?
The sign at the cattle feed lot said no prions have ever been placed,
Now they're watchin' the grind 'cause you know a mind's a terrible thing to taste.
Sign, sign, even for the blind,
Scriptin' out buffoonery, all to remind,
Read this, what means that, what a stupid sign.
And the sign said "No Trespassing", prosecution is our legal right,
But this was meant for the lucky surviving few who are not shot on sight.
They put up a sign that says "Keep Out", do they throw all the 'IN' away?
These signs look like they come from outer space, each one is a real winner.
Sign, sign, even for the blind,
Scriptin' out buffoonery, all to remind,
Read this, what means that, what a stupid sign.
All these signs, you must pay heed,
"Don't even think of parking on this street",
But if you thought it, how would the heat,
Know that you broke the law here?
And the sign said, "Be prepared to stop traffic entering from side", huh?
The sign said "Trucks over six thousand pounds all must weigh",
Either the words were too big or the sign was too small,
It seemed to have a bit more to say,
So I got me a pen and a paper and I added some sense to that sign,
Added to "All must weigh" I wrote in "A lot".
I made sense out of that line.
Sign, sign, even for the blind,
Scriptin' out buffoonery, all to remind,
Read this, what means that, what a stupid sign.
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