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Song Parodies -> "It's My Potty"
Original Song Title:
"It's My Party"
Original Performer:
Leslie Gore
Parody Song Title:
"It's My Potty"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
I sat right here on my johnny 'til dawn,
Hoping I could pinch a dime.
But still I don't need that fan,
Nothing comes out my behind.
It's my potty and I'm tryin' real hard to,
Tryin' real hard to, tryin' realy hard to.
What I'm to do, if I can't take a poo?
I feel the bile advancing all night,
I knew that it might take a while.
When johnny's splashing for me,
Hope to make a big pile.
It's my potty and I'm tryin' real hard to,
Tryin' real hard to, tryin' realy hard to.
What I'm to do, if I can't take a poo?
I've been on johnny since quarter to four,
On the throne like some king.
There is no blood in my thighs,
Now my butt starts to sting.
It's my potty and I'm tryin' real hard to,
Tryin' real hard to, tryin' realy hard to.
What I'm to do, if I can't take a poo?
Hoping I could pinch a dime.
But still I don't need that fan,
Nothing comes out my behind.
It's my potty and I'm tryin' real hard to,
Tryin' real hard to, tryin' realy hard to.
What I'm to do, if I can't take a poo?
I feel the bile advancing all night,
I knew that it might take a while.
When johnny's splashing for me,
Hope to make a big pile.
It's my potty and I'm tryin' real hard to,
Tryin' real hard to, tryin' realy hard to.
What I'm to do, if I can't take a poo?
I've been on johnny since quarter to four,
On the throne like some king.
There is no blood in my thighs,
Now my butt starts to sting.
It's my potty and I'm tryin' real hard to,
Tryin' real hard to, tryin' realy hard to.
What I'm to do, if I can't take a poo?
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Bravo! All 5's :D
Hehehe! 5 flushes for you!
Fifteen trees of brocolli equal 5 5 5
5-5-5 It's My Potty...whereas the title's been done before (a fantastic tale told by Mandel's Little Bobby) you...um......made it your own. Nicely done!
Good job, but ewwww! I hope that you're not sitting there all brokenhearted.
Master of The Toilet Blaster you be, arrrrrrrh matey, here be yer triple-5, now avast ye to the Poop-Deck !!
I had to run some errands today and this song was playing on the radio on the way home. My wife thought I was crazy when I started singing my own lyrics to it. She did chuckle though. Thanks all for your votes and comments.
Flush, flush, flush went the potty!
Toot, toot, toot that's all 5's.
EWWWWW!!!!
Toot, toot, toot that's all 5's.
EWWWWW!!!!
Aww. What did Johnnie do to deserve getting sat on?
As Humphrey Bogart said in The African Queen, "Ughhh, get 'em off me!! Get 'em OFF ME!!"
Excellent, especially the first lines
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