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Laurence Dunne - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

What can I say, but 555

Adagio - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Good one, Johnny! 5's

Guy - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

And I though this was going to be about an inflated economy.

Bud Bundy - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Been there, done that!

Rice Cube - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Skirting the lines of good taste, I see ;-) Well, not really, but this probably barely squeaked by the new parody rules. I like the idea and the parody.

Melhi - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Good song choice for this. Nice job.

Robert J. Pagliaro - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

I agree with the guy who never smoked a joint. Wow, it would really be a shame if Rice is correct in his assessment of the new rules . . .

Johnny D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Laurence: What can I say in return but thank you!

Adagio: Thanks, Pat!

Guy: Close...it's kind of about an inflated erotomy.

Bud: And I bet it was a gas gas gas

Rice Cube: Thanks, and I have gotten very, very familiar with the edges and boundaries of the new policy.....this one is OK, believe it or not!

Melhi: Thanks, yes, the original song was crying out for something like this

RJP: Thanks - and rules were made to be ......

Everybody (so far), thank you all, very much!

Royce Miller - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny-What have you been drinking?

SleepyHead - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

check out this site: www.realdoll.com It'll inpire hundreds of songs.

Jack Wilson - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, Johnny! BTW johnny, in case ya havent seen it, here's my new parody http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/direstraits22.shtml

Paul Robinson - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny D - I was all ready to "cede" the top slot to Rick D for his "One-eyed Trouser-Snake" handy-work, but once again you slipped through on the inside and snatched the big one from his grasp, left the whole badly beaten field limply plugging at the rear, and then like the hard-charging stallion you are began pulling away steadily until you were all alone in the stretch, ready to have the garland wreath placed over your wet, panting head as you come triumphantly upon the Weiner's Circle. Ahh...Uhh...Ohhh....(Gasp)......Well guess I'm ready for a nap right about now...OHH...the Purse for finishing first here was 555.

Rick D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

It's a real battle of wits with Johnnie since neither of us seem to take a day off. Maybe we should collaborate.

Mari D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey Rick -- you DID collaborate recently...

Eye1 - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

OK, I finally get it. Here's your 5's. back to the drawing board. Eye1

Johnny D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Royce: At this very moment I'm quaffing some cognac ... but I was reasonably sober when I wrote this particular parody!

SleepyHead: OK, I will check it out, thanks!

Jack: I checked out your parody - your writing is steadily improving - looking good, keep it up!

Paul: I love your comments! How many keyboards do you go through in an average week?

Rick D: I got the shipment today, and it's playing as I write this...wonderful...I am so moved. I shall send you an email...many thanks, friend.

Mari D: And thank you too, Mari - our recent collaboration is something really special - I hope it's not the last!

Eye1: Thanks, dude - you're doing great, keep writing and posting, please!

Gee whiz, everybody, thanks so much! JD

Rick D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Glad to hear you got it. I was getting worried it got lost. Must be almost 9:00 where you are.

Stray Pooch - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

We had a really mean Sergeant when I was in AIT in the Army. (That's your job training that comes right after Basic). He went on vacation and we had a short-notice inspection while he was gone. A couple of privates were detailed to help one of the Sergeant's inventory and clean up his wall locker. Imagine their surprise when they found a well-used blow-up doll in his locker!!! They were, of course, immediately sworn to secrecy. Like that made ANY difference - lol! He was a whole lot less of a pain after he came back! Great parody - 555!

Guy - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Stray - Now that's taking "An Army of One" to the extreme.

2nz - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

You've been using your hand a lot lately. Well, I'll be a humble blow-up to argue with so many of you 'real people'. 5's

Johnny D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Stray Pooch and 2nz!

Paul Robinson - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny D - Funny you should ask - although I used to freak my brother Pete out because he thought I hit the keys too hard (I learned typing back in Junior HIgh School on a manual typewriter, non-electric!) I have NEVER worn out or broken a keyboard (except the one at work I accidently spilled Chicken Noodle flavored "Cup-A-Soup" into about 5 year ago - The connections apparently rotted out in about 2 days). When I'm on a roll I type extremely fast. When I purposely try to type slower I make more errors, especially the type you might associate with dyslexia - two letters in mid-word in reverse sequence...So, uhhh...what was your question, anyway? But it is a good thing these keyboards are very durable and that I don't get charged by the word or character 'cause when I start to say something it always triggers something else I want to add, as exemplified here. Now to try and slow my brain down and get some sleep...

Rick D - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

You reminded me of this song, now I have to do it too.

Johnny D - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Possible titles free for the taking:

"Republican Woman"
"Cardassian Woman"
"Imperial Roman"
"Venereal Woman"
"Intestinal Flora"
"Immortal Highlander"
"Victoria's Secret"
"A Flatulent Roommate"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger"
"My Hemmorhoids Are Growin"
"Rocky And Bullwinkle"
"Boris And Natasha"
"Dean's Screamin' An' Yellin' "
"My Viagra Boner"
"Good Golly Miss Molly" (okay, okay, so that's already been used)
"A Kangaroo Klingon"
"Three Stooges Woob Woob Woob"
"Drink More Doctor Pepper"
"Testicular Football"
"This Parody's Blowin' "
"Transsexual Woman"
"A Little Night Music" (already used but it works)
"I'm Slappin' Ol' Pappy"
"Mick Jagger's A Knight Now"
"Woof Woof Pant Pant Bow-Wow"

Rick D - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Posted today, amazingly you didn't hit it.

Johnny D - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Okay, Rick - let's play The Amazing Kreskin a little more! This is fun!

"My Guitar Ain't Tunin' "
"Oh Flatulent Woman"
"Hey Alien Woman" (as in Captain Kirk's latest supernobra)
"I Married A Woman"
"Amellican Woman"
"A Pelican Woman"
"Improvin' My Groomin' "
"A Magical Mushroom"
"Alimony Woman"
"American Idol"
"Spock's Only Half-Human"
"Anchovies For Dinner"
"Careening On Road-Kill"
"Clam-Dip And A Horseshoe"
"Jay Leno's Chin Scares Me"
"I'm Piano-Tunin' "
"The Wichita Lineman"
"I'm So Sick Of Football"
"I'm Glad I Wear Glasses"
"These Titles Are Stupid"

Billy Florio - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

watch out, you might pop it......read into this line however you want lol

Johnny D - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Forget "American Idol" - I just discovered that that one's already been done three times.

So, in place of that, how about....

"I'm Playin' The Tuba"

Johnny D - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Billy - a pop-pop-aloom-op, a-lop-bam-BOOM.

Rick D - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

You'll just have to wait until tomorrow to see.

Paul Robinson - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny D - All those title ideas for free! You ARE in a MUNIFICENT mood, aren't you? Hey, just saw a few snippets of the "Conan" movie with "Ahhhnnulld", the one with Wilt Chamberlain in it. In the scene I caught you see the future Governator entering some sort of cave or chamber and he is totally "oiled & buffed", and in rather minimal apparael. BIG!!...THEN........WILT enters and now you are REALLY talking BIG!!!!!.....The Schwarzengroper looks like a light-skinned "Mini-me" version of the Wiltonator. Didn't catch the dialogue, had the sound off, the TV in the other room had a cell phone ring and everyone in the Conan movie suddenly turned and looked to their right (roughly where the sound was coming from in the house here). It looked like Conan & crew weren't expecting any calls right about then.

Johnny D - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks again Paul - I love your "Stream Of Altered Consciousness".

Jay W - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Buzz Bundy would be proud.

Johnny D - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Jay W!

nano - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment

gracias culiados..

Dr Music - August 03, 2008 - Report this comment

Oh baby. That song is marvelous and i'm not just saying that because I like my women heavy.

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