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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Want to Hear You Snoring"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Want to Hear You Snoring"
Parody Written by:
Jan Unwin
The Lyrics
You keep me awake
when I hear you breathing
You sound vile while you are sleeping
Wish I was far away and dreaming
Like I spend the night listenin' to a blender
'Fraid I'll stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every nighttime spent with you
adds to my great displeasure
CHORUS
Don't wanna close my eyes
'Cuz I can't fall asleep
'Cuz I'd hear you, baby
And I don't wanna hear you snoring
'Cause even when I poke at you
You only stop a sec or two
I'm still near you, baby
And I don't wanna hear you snoring
Lying close to you
Hearing your throat rattle
And I'm wondering if you'll fight me
If I hold your nose real tightly
Then I push your back and say oh please turn over
If you don't stop all this racket
You'll be sleeping with Rover, sleeping with Rover
CHORUS
I don't wanna hear one grunt
I don't wanna hear one snort
Well, I just wanna hold my pillow
Over your face, just like this
I just wanna hold it down
Until you snore no more
Remind me to get some Breath-Right
At the grocery store
CHORUS 2x
I don't wanna hear you snoring
I don't wanna hear you snoring
when I hear you breathing
You sound vile while you are sleeping
Wish I was far away and dreaming
Like I spend the night listenin' to a blender
'Fraid I'll stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every nighttime spent with you
adds to my great displeasure
CHORUS
Don't wanna close my eyes
'Cuz I can't fall asleep
'Cuz I'd hear you, baby
And I don't wanna hear you snoring
'Cause even when I poke at you
You only stop a sec or two
I'm still near you, baby
And I don't wanna hear you snoring
Lying close to you
Hearing your throat rattle
And I'm wondering if you'll fight me
If I hold your nose real tightly
Then I push your back and say oh please turn over
If you don't stop all this racket
You'll be sleeping with Rover, sleeping with Rover
CHORUS
I don't wanna hear one grunt
I don't wanna hear one snort
Well, I just wanna hold my pillow
Over your face, just like this
I just wanna hold it down
Until you snore no more
Remind me to get some Breath-Right
At the grocery store
CHORUS 2x
I don't wanna hear you snoring
I don't wanna hear you snoring
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Nice job, Jan. Some pacing problems, but some very funny lines.
I like. The chorus doesn't quite scan, but it's very funny throughout.
Hilarious. Minor pacing problems but I can overlook them. 555.
sounds like somebody i know
The blender line makes me laugh 555
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