Stacy's mom's been a guy all along.
Stacy's mom's been a guy all along.
Stacy's mom's been a guy all along.
Stacy's mom's been a guy all along.

Stacy, well, I have to tell you the truth. (here's the truth)
Your mom's kinda strange and manly, too (strong like a dude)
Did your mom take steroids when as a kid? (when as a kid)
Don't get scared, beware cuz' she's got a ****. (that's wrong and sick)

You know, she's not the little boy that she used to be
She's really not your mom, cuz' she's really a 'he'.

Stacy's mom's been a guy all along,
She's so strong and hairy like King Kong.
Stacy, can't you see that it's sick and disgusting,
We knew it all along, the question is where's Stacy's mom?

Stacy's mom's been a guy all along.
Stacy's mom's been a guy all along.

Stacy, remember when we both went to the prom (to the prom)
Your mom was caught hanging at a gay bar (a gay bar)
You can see her Adam's apple from way over there,
And the way she said, "So who is your favorite Carebear?"

And it is hard to think it is a reality,
But since your mom's a man, or else she is a transvesti.

Stacy's mom's been a guy all along.
Since she's a 'he', I guess she's not your mom.
Stacy, can't you see she should go on NBC,
I don't wanna see her thong,
The question is where's Stacy's mom?


Stacy's mom's been a guy all along,
She talks feminine, yet, that chick is so strong,
Stacy, can't you see that your mom's really a 'he',
We knew it all along, the question is where's Stacy's mom?
Stacy, can't you see that your mom's really a 'he',
We knew it all along, the question is where's Stacy's mom?