Have you seen her? She's Miss Piggy
He's Kermit the Frog
They're a pair of Muppet biggies
Sitting on a log
She's the alpha hog,
And Kermit knows it

She's a vain one, that Miss Piggy
Sometimes talks in French
Luckily she is a puppet
Lacks a piggie's stench
She's a porcine wench,
And Kermit knows it

In her life, karate training
Keeps Miss Piggy ready to fight
If she finds respect is lacking,
She'll give you a damn good whacking

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Every day we watch Miss Piggy
On the Muppet Show
Sometimes she and fellow piggies
Into space they go
I'm glad they don't know
That we eat bacon

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One more time

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