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Song Parodies -> "Weapons of Mass Destruction"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Home Alabama"
Original Performer:
Lynard Skynard
Parody Song Title:
"Weapons of Mass Destruction"
Parody Written by:
mac195
The Lyrics
America's cheif weapons hunter in Iraq, Daniel Kay, resigns saying there are none to be found...
Bush, Cheney, Powell and Rumsfeld
Had to talk folks into war
Tellinftales of WMDs
Said ole Saddam's goin' nuclear'
Gotta give eim what for, yes
Well I heard Dan Kay talk about it
Well I heard ole Daniel speak his mind
Said there ainft no banned weapons out there
No piles of weapons around to find, anywhere
Weapons of mass destruction
What a lie we were told
Weapons of mass destruction
Never heard lies so bold
Now ole GW, he's the president, ooo, ooo, ooo
And we all took him at his word
Said let's roll folks, we have got no choice
Said Saddam couldnft be deterred
That's what I heard
Weapons of mass destruction
What a lie we were told
Weapons of mass destruction
Never heard lies so bold
Now Washington has got the neocons
And they been known to tell a lie or two
Lord they piss me off so much
Theyfll take the whole world right down the tubes
Tellinf ya true
Weapons of mass destruction
What a lie we were told
Weapons of mass destruction
Never heard lies so bold
Had to talk folks into war
Tellinftales of WMDs
Said ole Saddam's goin' nuclear'
Gotta give eim what for, yes
Well I heard Dan Kay talk about it
Well I heard ole Daniel speak his mind
Said there ainft no banned weapons out there
No piles of weapons around to find, anywhere
Weapons of mass destruction
What a lie we were told
Weapons of mass destruction
Never heard lies so bold
Now ole GW, he's the president, ooo, ooo, ooo
And we all took him at his word
Said let's roll folks, we have got no choice
Said Saddam couldnft be deterred
That's what I heard
Weapons of mass destruction
What a lie we were told
Weapons of mass destruction
Never heard lies so bold
Now Washington has got the neocons
And they been known to tell a lie or two
Lord they piss me off so much
Theyfll take the whole world right down the tubes
Tellinf ya true
Weapons of mass destruction
What a lie we were told
Weapons of mass destruction
Never heard lies so bold
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Oops. That should have been David, not Daniel Kay.
The sad part is, Alabama will still go for Bush.
This was clever. You deserved more than 1's, so I gave you 5's.
Thanks, Scathe.
Pacing's off. "Weapons of mass destruction" has one more syllable than "sweet home alabama"...hence the pacing is not spot on. Clever concept though.
To add: you spelled the band name wrong. It should be Lynyrd Skynyrd. No a's.
quit bashing bush you sick socialist liberal
btw no a in skynyrd
if this was a real song i would hold a mass burning of your CDs, you really need to learn how to write a funny song 111
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