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Song Parodies -> "New Hampshire Primary Marching Cadence"
Original Song Title:
"Military Cadence (Sound Off!)"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"New Hampshire Primary Marching Cadence"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
This song is done to the traditional military cadence beat. Practice marching as you sound off to this.
'Lection day in New Hamp-shore,
In this year two-oh-oh-four.
Edwards, Dean and Kerry too,
Not Dick Gephardt, he's all through.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite.
Where oh where is Albert Gore?
Promised he'd run in oh-four
He's afraid of hanging chad,
Couldn't be here that's too bad.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite.
Bill and Hilly what a crew,
In the white house for terms two.
It could be just like before,
Hillbillies could rule once more.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite.
Howie Dean he'll rave and rant,
In each state his feet he'll plant.
Lieberman's a hawk it's true,
Nuke 'em into primal goo.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite.
Edwards is a southern gent,
Wants your money to be spent.
Says he can beat Bush's house,
In the north, west, east and south.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite.
Kerry's got some bucks it's true,
Kennedy is backing you.
Senator with barrel pork,
He will give us all a fork.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite.
Don't forget that GI West,
Generals play better chess.
First it's peace and then it's war,
Now it's peace he cries once more.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite
Lastly there is Ku-cin-ich,
Do not think he will finish.
Who will finish one, two, three?
Edwards, Dean and John Kerry.
In this year two-oh-oh-four.
Edwards, Dean and Kerry too,
Not Dick Gephardt, he's all through.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite.
Where oh where is Albert Gore?
Promised he'd run in oh-four
He's afraid of hanging chad,
Couldn't be here that's too bad.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite.
Bill and Hilly what a crew,
In the white house for terms two.
It could be just like before,
Hillbillies could rule once more.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite.
Howie Dean he'll rave and rant,
In each state his feet he'll plant.
Lieberman's a hawk it's true,
Nuke 'em into primal goo.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite.
Edwards is a southern gent,
Wants your money to be spent.
Says he can beat Bush's house,
In the north, west, east and south.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite.
Kerry's got some bucks it's true,
Kennedy is backing you.
Senator with barrel pork,
He will give us all a fork.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite.
Don't forget that GI West,
Generals play better chess.
First it's peace and then it's war,
Now it's peace he cries once more.
Run-off
With two
Run-off
With four
It don't matter,
We're screwed, once more!
These candidates come from the left,
Not right.
Taxation is just legal theft,
They cite
Lastly there is Ku-cin-ich,
Do not think he will finish.
Who will finish one, two, three?
Edwards, Dean and John Kerry.
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I'm "only" 45 years old, but I'm a fan of Vaughn Monroe, and I remember Monroe's version of this tune - well done, Five Star Parodier General DiRito!
Good parody, Guy. I think that all of the Democratic candidates would give us the fork; but, you are right, Kerry would fork us with Heinz catsup.
LOL...be funny if they could sing it as they march!
. Someone at sometime said that every male that comes through basic will toward the end of the training have to undergo a square needle inserted into a testicle....does anyone know about this? *shudder*
Adagio - that refers to USAF boot camp at Lackland AFB as an urban legend as I recall. I heard that story in 1970 and we all dreaded the day that never came. There are lots of these stories that just hang around that place decade to decade. It's amazing. .
LOL! Great job!
Taxes are the price we pay for living in a free society.
Freedom is the price we pay for living in a taxed society.
dude that sucked
Thanks you Darnell - no one has commented on this in a long time and antthing is better than nothing. Have a lovely day.
Never saw this one before, Guy.
Greetings from the "Granite State"
Live Free or Die
Greetings from the "Granite State"
Live Free or Die
Thanks IB - I think it was written before you came onboard? It is probably the only cadence number on the entire site. I was just using my military bearing for some fun.
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