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Song Parodies -> "Food Poison"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Food Poison"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

[chorus one]
Yeah it's 9-1-1,i'm callin'
A chef like you should have a warnin'
You're dangerous
I'm suein'

A moldy taste from my plate
My poison risk, now i'm feelin' sick
It's spoilage
I'm eatin' it

[hook]
And now
Got painful cramps
Holdin' my hair
Spewin' chunk by chunk
Do you feel sick now?
(starting siren)

[chorus]
Oh, the taste of of your dish
Not barely fried
My nauseous tongue spewin' fungi
With the taste of your beef unsanitized
I was lovin' your food 'til I start to feel illness.
Was enjoying your food 'til it gave me food poison.

[verse two]
Didn't check the date, or fridgerate
It's E. coli, pork bacteria
Slowly,
Infection's over me

[hook]
Too yeasty
To try and get down
Got diarrhea,
Smell it all around
Can you smell it now?
(starting siren)

Oh, the taste of your eggs,
Contaminized
Your toxic chef slippin' in spleen
With the taste of a type of pesticide
I was lovin' your food 'til I start to feel illness.
Was enjoying your food 'til it gave me food poison.
Yeah, it gave me food poison.

[ambulance siren; distortion]
Taste of your fish not barely fried!

My nauseous tongue spewin' fungi
With the taste of your beef unsanitized
Was addicted to food, but right now I feel nauseous

With the taste of your eggs,
Contaminized
Your toxic chef slippin' in spleen
With the taste of a type of germicide
Was enjoying your food 'til it gave me food poison.

Contaminated me
With your cooking lacks
I think i'm suin' now (I think i'm suin')

Contaminated now
By your cooking now
I think i'm suin' now
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 5.0

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Tarah B. - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked this a lot. My older brother lives alone, so he has to cook for himself. So like 25 out of 30 days he gets food poisoning from not completely cooking his food thoroughly. And this song is exactly how he describes it. You get a bonus laugh for that.
moore - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This song sucks
Jim Taylor - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm, not bad at all.

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