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Song Parodies -> "I'm A Little Bit Insane"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Brain"

Original Performer:

Wizard Of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"I'm A Little Bit Insane"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Our boy has calmed down quite a bit after Iowa now that the meds have kicked back in.
Won't you cast your vote for Howard?
The campaign trail I'll scour,
I'll even go to Maine.

And old Kerry I'll be catchin',
Hope my reputation's patchin',
I'm a little bit insane.

Not like Nero with a fiddle,
Not quite ready for committal,
I'm troubled but still sane.

And I know just what you're thinkin',
It's my head I should be shrinkin',
But I'm really not that lame.

Oh, I can't tell you why,
I'm not like old Al Gore,
But I sure can rant and rave and really roar.
Then throw a fit,
And rant some more.

And it's not this stuff I'm puffin',
Hope ballots you'll be stuffin',
I'm really very sane.

If I dance and be merry,
Would you cast your votes for Kerry?
Would you think that I'm insane?

So, I'd like to be appeasin',
I promise I'll stop seizin',
When doin' my campaign.

So now if I unnerve ya,
It's because I wanna serve ya,
And I'm not that much insane.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jack Wilson - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!
Adagio - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Guy! 5's
David Chrenko - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Is that like being a little bit pregnant? This is ready for prime time - ie: El Rushbo. Really well done. The scarecrow's straw poll sez 5-5-5
Johnny D - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh! 5's
Stray Pooch - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I LMAO reading this one! 555!
John Jenkins - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Now that the Democratic campaign is heating up, I suspect that it will provide a lot of good parody material - but there won't be many parodies better than this one - well done, Guy.
Guy - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks JJ, This race provides excellent cannon fodder, more to come.

Stray - So glad you enjoyed it.

JD - Thanks!

David - I've never thought of it that way, but yes and thanks.

Pat - Thanks for the votes and comment.

Jack - Glad you liked it. ;-)
Paul Robinson - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, fine job here, very clever - 5-5-5. I had to wait until the morning to read and vote on this because you know how politically cranky I can be in the evening. Some days this year I'm gonna be like a kid outside the candy store window; wanting to write political parodies but unwilling to put my head into that cuisinart long enough to concoct one. But I'll probably do a few along the line. OH...except for "Nero" I'd take any of those mentioned above over...ah..."what's-his-name" that's in the White House now. And that's only 'cause Nero's dead...
Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Howard Dean, the King of All Mania.

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