Song Parodies -> "My Big Fat Obnoxious Parody"

Original Song Title:

"Just a Gigolo"

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Original Performer:

"My Big Fat Obnoxious Parody"

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The Lyrics

Fox Network just debuted its new reality show "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance". And they say there's nothing good on TV....

I'm just a pig, I know, Kleenex up my nose
Though it's just a part I'm playing
Belch at every chance, gut hangs over pants
Bad manners I'm displaying
To Randi's kin I play a horrific fiance
Just what will they think about me
At the end of the show, to our wedding they do go
We will get the money

If they say okay to our wedding day
We will see half a grand
I'll show her my butt and drive Randi nuts 'cause
It's Fox's latest scam

I ain't got no real job
Nobody, nobody will hire me
Nobody, nobody
I'll just play a drunk slob
Fat and lazy, drive her crazy
Won't some sitcom come and take a chance with me
I'll do anything

Hot tub with me babe, been yellin' "you suck"
Across the fence
Bumpin' de bump, shakin' rump, Forrest Gump
Booze booz-adee booz-adee flop dirty flop

She played with my back fat when I got a massage
Groan-ala moan-ula bone-ula groan-ala moan-ula bone-ula STOP!

I'm so rude and bawdy
Her family will hate me
So naughty, to everybody
I'm so bad and phony
Bad and phony, gonads are lonely
Won't some sitcom come and take a chance with me
I'll do anything

Reality TV sucks, so hope we win the bucks
So I can go get another gig
It's just a TV show, but don't like being known
best as Steve, the pig.

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Agrimorfee - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Cute ideas, but you bounced around on the verses and choruses as well as the pacing, confused the hell out of me.

Jan Unwin - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Yeah, I admit I did struggle with this one a bit.

Royce Miller - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Jan-I thought it was funny

Johnny D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

What struggle? All I see is a lot of real funny stuff here! "She played with my back fat when I got a massage / Groan-ala moan-ula bone-ula groan-ala moan-ula bone-ula" LOL ! This is funny, Jan, I liked this parody. 555

Michael Pacholek - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

A big fat five!

Randy Randi - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

A sloppy 3 for pacing and a enormous 5 for funny.

Agrimorfee - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Hate to sound like a shameless self-promoter, but you can look at my "Just A Tornado" (which follows the original tune very closely) to see where the verses, choruses and ad libs were laid down. If you can re-tool it based on that blueprint, you will have a masterpiece, IMHO! :)

Claude Prez - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

This is a rough one to pace since it's like half scat and I'd argue anything goes so fives out of sheer sympathy plus you said "gonads" heh heh

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