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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Rice Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Nice Guy"

Original Performer:

Mr. Bungle

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Rice Guy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Who was it that once said that the easiest thing to write a parody about is Chinese food? Oh yeah, it was ME!!!!
(Only ate one plate?)

There's nothing that I wouldn't cook for you
Cause I'm multi-trained, like lemonade?
Have an iced tea, yeah...
Bake a couple o' pies, order of fries
Wonton soup, a wok, or a stir fry
The main course, is a deep fried egg foo yung
You can go for the buffet and I

Grab a plate and some grub,
Like rice? Then shower it with
Golden sweet-and-sour sauce
Hungrily you suck it down like a pig
There's a toilet in the bathroom

Sweet and sour... Chicken balls

Like chow and mein
The Chinese food's my best friend
I think I need a... TAKE-HOME-CON-TAIN-ER
If you wanted some tea, fresh brewed and green
That goes well with pork
Would you cook for me
And make me wasabi?


You like some rice?
Then you'll want chicken too
You're so hungry
Hand over the Soya sauce

And when you're done you get a nice fortune
Says "It's a buffet, you must eat all that you can eat", yeah!

Choppy-sticks are the cutlery so
You don't eat cuisine except my green beans
I'm the one, you want, wonton, you get
I'm the master I'm the great
I'm a culinary artist
You eat my food, you shit
Then eat my food and shit
An infinite cycle
All that you can eat is all

Lemon sauce... Soya sauce!

(Burping sound) Yeah.....ooooh.... yeah.... noooooooo!

Like Chin and Chang
The deep fried chicken's FUCKIN INSANE
It's all this... grub EAT grub EAT grub
If I pour you more tea, you'll have to pee
So stand up lady
The man inside the kitchen
Ain't no nice guy at all!

I am the master, who's in the kitchen
I love making lots of... DEEP-FRIED-CHICK-EN!
Wok is my technique
And stir-fry's my name
Forget about just leavin', baby!
Because... I'm not... Done cookin'! Lets begin...

Only ate one plate?

The ritual... I'm gonna make everything
Instinctual... cause you need the whole buffet!
You like.. SOME RICE?
Then, you'll want chicken too....

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Agrimorfee - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Where is a recording of "Mr. Rice Guy", one of the OOP recordings? I never heard it, and I have the 3 major albums.
DarkJon64 - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Mr Nice Guy is from the unreleased demo album, OU818. Also on that album are demo versions of Squeeze Me Macaroni, Slowly Growing Deaf, Girls of Porn, and I think Love is a Fist. You can find the album in its entirety (and many more rare unreleased bungle/patton/etc stuff) at The line in this song "Only ate one plate?" was originally Patton yelling "OU818!". The song was originally intended to be on the first studio album, but never made the cut. The quality of the demo is amazing, though, and it's one of my favorite bungle songs of all time. Arguably THE song that got Patton the job singing for Faith No More, as it sounds the most like FNM on the album, and OU818 was the album FNM heard that made them say "This is the guy".

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