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Song Parodies -> "I Perspire"
Original Song Title:
"I'm On Fire"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bruce Springsteen
Parody Song Title:
"I Perspire"
Parody Written by:
Jan Unwin
The Lyrics
No longer a girl, yet not quite a crone
But something's happened to my progesterone
Like I'm on fire
I perspire
No more babies, now that's good news
HRT may be the thing to choose
Hormones are haywire
I perspire
I wish someone would take this wife out of this hellhole
Please someone won't you leave me in the middle of the North Pole
At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet like heavy rain running through the puddle on my bed
Only you can cool my bonfire
I perspire
But something's happened to my progesterone
Like I'm on fire
I perspire
No more babies, now that's good news
HRT may be the thing to choose
Hormones are haywire
I perspire
I wish someone would take this wife out of this hellhole
Please someone won't you leave me in the middle of the North Pole
At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet like heavy rain running through the puddle on my bed
Only you can cool my bonfire
I perspire
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Bob Rivers did this much better.
Though I've never read it, I'm sure it's great. On the other hand, I guessing he's never experienced a hot flash.
perspire is cool, perspire is great its smells pretty good like fire and wood it makes us all wet until we forget, wheres the dioderant?
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