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Song Parodies -> "I Perspire"

Original Song Title:

"I'm On Fire"

Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"I Perspire"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

No longer a girl, yet not quite a crone
But something's happened to my progesterone
Like I'm on fire
I perspire

No more babies, now that's good news
HRT may be the thing to choose
Hormones are haywire
I perspire

I wish someone would take this wife out of this hellhole
Please someone won't you leave me in the middle of the North Pole

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet like heavy rain running through the puddle on my bed
Only you can cool my bonfire
I perspire

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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Jeff Reuben - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Bob Rivers did this much better.
Jan Unwin - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Though I've never read it, I'm sure it's great. On the other hand, I guessing he's never experienced a hot flash.
Dayna and Natalie - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
perspire is cool, perspire is great its smells pretty good like fire and wood it makes us all wet until we forget, wheres the dioderant?

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