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Song Parodies -> "Oh-Glaucoma"
Original Song Title:
"Oklahoma"
Original Performer:
Rogers and Hammerstein
Parody Song Title:
"Oh-Glaucoma"
Parody Written by:
Eye1zLotto
The Lyrics
Yeh,yeh, I did another parody to the same tune a while back (obutt-aroma). However, I think this one is way better! Glaucoma: A disease of the eye characterized by high intra-ocular pressure, damaged optic disc, hardening of the eyeball, and partial or complete loss of vision. So why not put it to music, baby!Try it to music: http://www.oktourism.com/children/oklahoma_lyrics.asp Enjoy,Eye1
Oh-Glaucoma
Rotten' break
Terrible fate Doctor's runnin' late
Got it real badly, blackspots and headach-ers
Driving's become a battle
Can't watch the goddam Lakers!
Hours in this chair, doc will see you soon
Plen'y of despair and pleny'of gloom
Plen'y of gloom, so bring some dope!
Plen'y of dope, and plen'y more I hope
Oh-glaucoma where the pain comes creeping round the brain
And each eye competes, to see ten feet
When my optic nerve, is right behind a vein
Oh-glaucoma, every night my surgeon guy and I
Get on the phone to talk, but I just squawk
'bout these wavy circles in my eye
I know that my doc's got a plan
And the plan, all in all, tops ten grand!
And when I say
Yeeow! Ijustcan'tpay!
He'll soon be say'n
You're goin' blind, Oh-glaucoma!
Oh-glaucoma, go ''way
Oh-glaucoma where the pain comes creeping round the brain
And each eye competes, to see ten feet
When my optic nerve, is right behind a vein
Oh-glaucoma, Every night my surgeon guy and I
Get on the phone to talk, but I just squawk
'bout these wavy circles in my eye
I know that my doc's got a plan
And the plan, all in all, tops ten grand!
And when I say
Yeeow! Ijustcan'tpay!
He'll soon be say'n
You're goin' blind, Oh-glaucoma!
Oh-glaucoma, go 'way
Rotten' break
Terrible fate Doctor's runnin' late
Got it real badly, blackspots and headach-ers
Driving's become a battle
Can't watch the goddam Lakers!
Hours in this chair, doc will see you soon
Plen'y of despair and pleny'of gloom
Plen'y of gloom, so bring some dope!
Plen'y of dope, and plen'y more I hope
Oh-glaucoma where the pain comes creeping round the brain
And each eye competes, to see ten feet
When my optic nerve, is right behind a vein
Oh-glaucoma, every night my surgeon guy and I
Get on the phone to talk, but I just squawk
'bout these wavy circles in my eye
I know that my doc's got a plan
And the plan, all in all, tops ten grand!
And when I say
Yeeow! Ijustcan'tpay!
He'll soon be say'n
You're goin' blind, Oh-glaucoma!
Oh-glaucoma, go ''way
Oh-glaucoma where the pain comes creeping round the brain
And each eye competes, to see ten feet
When my optic nerve, is right behind a vein
Oh-glaucoma, Every night my surgeon guy and I
Get on the phone to talk, but I just squawk
'bout these wavy circles in my eye
I know that my doc's got a plan
And the plan, all in all, tops ten grand!
And when I say
Yeeow! Ijustcan'tpay!
He'll soon be say'n
You're goin' blind, Oh-glaucoma!
Oh-glaucoma, go 'way
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Yikes! OK, 5's.
A bit painful but pretty good.
I think I see what you're getting at, but it's a little fuzzy round the edges.
You need someone to throw you a "J".
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