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Song Parodies -> "Eating My Yellowish Snow"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Eating My Yellowish Snow"

Parody Written by:

Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

Plenty of snow on the ground
Didn't think it was banned
I thought it would do no harm
The whole yard is my porta-can

You know I can't hold it forever
I didn't know it was you
Swallowing handfuls of yellowish powder
Spitting it out while your face- turns bluuue (oohhh-oh-no)

Eating my yellowish snow
On icy urine, he'll chow
You won't find me in the out-house
I'm relieving myself here and now

Proud of my name, I so carefully wrote
Down in the blinding white snow
Don't you know, just below the surface lies
A pile of yellowish snow

How did it really taste then ?
Bet you won't do that again
Need to gargle with mouthwash and water
Your breath will never be the same again

Maybe I'll get you a breath mint
There plenty like me to be found
Whipping it out, wherever we like
Writing with urine in snow - on the ground (aaahh-ahh-ah!)

So don't eat yellowish snow
Where the drops of my urine sit now
You can't blame me for not waiting
Here comes the giant snow plough

Hiding the words I so carefully wrote
Down in the blinding white snow
Don't forget, just below the surface lies
A pile of yellowish snow

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Guy - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Lot's of men think with theirs, you actually write with yours? Must be fifty ways to use your member. This was a fun parody. Nice job.
Paul Robinson - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Patrick - I'll be careful when I see your signature anywhere. I have to say it flowed very nicely. At my age I'm a little jealous. Rick D - If you ever do a "Health and Safety Tips" medley you might consider this parody for inclusion.
Ethan Mawyer - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Job Patrick, welcome back.
Patrick - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, I was away for a while but glad to see this website doing well and everyone still cranking em out.
Meriadoc - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't give you the Frank Zappa Yellow Snow Award, but I can give you fives...

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