Sittin' on Cheetos
Orange-colored butt
Butt now we can't eat those
So throw 'em in the meatloaf
Shove Fritos - up my nose
It's neato paddin' out my Speedo with burritos
*
Now I can shake it like Fresca
Make me digest ya
Drip drip drop - I'm leakin' Olestra
Drop the chalupa 'cause it's makin' me drool
We'll start a foodfight in the lunchroom at school (Cool!)
So tickle my pickle - it's sweet ya rel-ish passion
Screw Atkins - Snarfin' Jello has come back in
Fashion - Mashin' potatoes is great
Richard Dreyfuss's got 'em piled high on his plate
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Though my close encounters with fish cause gas
Can you throw that B-A-S-S bass
Yeah you know I like to catch fish so pass
Me a big ol' B-A-S-S bass

I like to play with food
I like to play with food (Foo-oo-ood!)
I love to play with food
I love French fries
Poked in my eyes

I love to play with food
I love to play with food (Du-u-ude!)
I love to play with food
Carrots and peas
Blow me some, please

When we bust out the Cheez Whiz (Fssshht)
The crackers come to me
Overjoyed I'm employed gastronomical-ly
They caught me squirtin' whipped cream - on girls at the pie shop
I was handy but they canned me - Now I'm at the I-Hop
Servin' up the flapjacks - short stacks - floor wax too
Check your chicken strips for Anthrax
And don't you mail me no Spam
Like mint jam you're always on the lam
You big ham
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And eggs - I won't eat 'em - otherwise you can't beat 'em
You can lay them, dye them, suck them, hide them,
Toss them, but then scramble when you hit cars 'cause you
Will make the cops stop
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Swallow kumquats and don't spit
Ain't no pits there - it's fair - to gargle a bit
Now stuff a creampuff in your mouth if it fits
Then blow it all out like a really big zit
Thank you, Bluto

I like to play with food
I like to play with food (Foo-oo-ood!)
I love to play with food
I've got meatballs
Stuck on my walls

I love to play with food
I love to play with food (Du-u-ude!)
I love to play with food
Lobster is swell
Get me some tail

Hey baby - Squirt me with chocolate
Then put Swedish - fish on the top of it
Ooh I scream - for ice cream
(That scene from) Nine and a Half - Weeks is a laugh (Ooh baby)
If we're nuts then you - are what you eeeeat, baby
Oooh - Carbs won't hurt me
Don't dessert me
'Cause you know - I'm the big cheese, baby
(Bleu-u-u!)

I like to play with food
I like to play with food (Foo-oo-ood!)
I love to play with food
Sushi belongs
Back in its pond

I love to play with food
I love to play with food (Du-u-ude!)
I love to play with food
Three Musketeers
Fit in my ears

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