You can look at porn(if you wanna)
You can go naked(if you wanna)

If you just fake sick
Well then you'll find no shit

Either way I'll stay at home
While my moms at work(cause I wanna)
I can steal dads cash
while your doing math
I'll fake sick today, sick today, sick today
Cause

I can say that I puked and
She'll buy it, then go to work and i have
No school today, no school today
I only use that fake voice on the phone

I'll have the day to myself and
you'll be off taking notes while I've got
No school today, no school today
If I keep it up same thing tomorrow

You can steal some beer(thats what I do)
You can watch TV(if your that lame)
When you've got no school
You feel like a fluff

Don't you wanna feel like that
without giving in on crack
though crack is good too
That's a real good mix
But you have school today, school today, school today
Cause

I can say that I puked and
She'll buy it, then go to work and i have
No school today, no school today
I only use that fake voice on the phone

I'll have the day to myself and
you'll be off taking notes while I've got
No school today, no school today
If I keep it up same thing tomorrow

If you're taking notes, then I'm on the phone
now i'm hanging up, she still believes me
and i'm thinking of, what to do next
now i'm in the garden, looking for that secret grow-op
i just found it now, what a pretty leaf
up to the attic, there are some old used bongs
And you have school today, school today, school today
Cause

I can say that I puked and
She'll buy it, then go to work and i have
No school today, no school today
I only use that fake voice on the phone

I'll have the day to myself and
you'll be off taking notes while I've got
No school today, no school today
If I keep it up same thing tomorrow