I solve math problems and I get a thrill
Don't need no drugs, for me
Math is a happy pill
I crunch those numbers and crunch candy bars
I just used pi to find the circumference of my arms

Jeez I'm a nerd

I'll think of fashion when I get a date
And since that won't happen, I'll sit and contemplate
In wizard fights would Gandalf beat Merlin?
And then this fight like wow, the Hulk against a dragon

Jeez I'm a nerd
(study words, study birds, study Kurds)
I give loser new meaning
Jeez I've got grime on my face I need lotion
Jeez I am due for a beating

I talk to people and they go away
Convention-going geeks do not care what I say
My elven chants do not impress people here
Well some have Starfleet shirts and some have on Vulcan ears

Jeez I'm a nerd
( have you heard, all concur, I'm a nerd)
I've got food on my ceiling
I have no life I'm afraid of the ocean
Cause drowning ain't too appealing

I live a life of seclusion
In my own bubble, I won't let you in
Not that you'd go in here

Don't know your passwords but I'll find them out
Steal your identity, I'll drain your bank account
And use the cash to buy Magic card decks
When don't I get a house? The reason's not too complex:


Jeez I'm a nerd
(vision blurred, always scurred, Tyler Durd-)
En would beat me for sheezy
I have no right to be saying these words but
You know that posin' ain't easy

Jeez I'm a nerd
(I'm a nerd, such a nerd, such a nerd)
I'm as cool as a fever
What's with my fly? Oh just great it is open
My shoes aren't tied either

Jeez I'm a nerd
I'm a nerd
I'm a nerd
I'm a nerd