Song Parodies -> "One Hungry Wolf and 200 Ovine Pieces"

Original Song Title:

"One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces"

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Original Performer:

"One Hungry Wolf and 200 Ovine Pieces"

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The Lyrics

had to do another political one....Ovine = of, relating to sheep (good ole dictionary.com)Calico = an exotic submachinegun

September '95, so hungry he ate a man alive
my wife said by harvest I would need
some bad-ass auto Calico
for this little wolf to go
My sheepdog left my herd real fast

yeah, thinks it's big and important
one hungry wolf and
200 ovine pieces of food
it must really wanna peeve me
ate the chickens and the turkeys
now I know what I have to do
blow its ass
goodbye

[wolf's perspective]
I'm steppin' in bullshit
you know who I am
I'm your farming
middle man
dick stole my territory,
bled me dry
And they call me second grade
guess I'll have to make my place
rather than feed me you'll make me have to die

I'm big and important
one hungry wolf and
200 ovine pieces of food
if you really wanna see me
kick the bucket near a grove tree
then you know what you have to do
blow my ass
goodbye

you'll be sorry one day
yes you will,
yes you will
you shouldn't pollute the ground
yes you will,
yes you will
you'll be sorry when I'm big
yes you will,
yes you will
you will be sorry...

cause those pigs aren't important
they're hungry wolves and
300 million people must choose
when there's any chance to make the
industry and air more tidy
politicians know what to do
kiss your ass

(sounds of politicians running and gunfire)
kiss your ass,
kiss your ass goodbye now
kiss your ass,
kiss your ass goodbye now

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