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Song Parodies -> "I Love Spammers"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Peter Gabriel

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Spammers"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

I can have a Gold Card
if I just supply three facts
I can have my degree in college
if I just e-mail them back.
All I do is call them,
they'll have anything I need.
I can get a pay raise,
they say it's what I deserve.
I could see some uglies bumping,
if I only got up the nerve.
Oh please email me, I love spammers,
don't forget my name
I admit I love spammers,
tell me all about the freebies.

Show me round your web page
cause I can see kinky things there for free.
Open up my email,
even J-Lo's writing to me
Oh don't you know, I love spammers,
here's all my names
I wish there were lots more spammers
trying to contact me.
I'm looking for more spammers,
this can be my testimony.
Yes I love those spammers,
let there be no doubt about it.
Love, love, love spammers.
Love, love, love spammers

I'll buy enhancements just for him.
And then improvements I'll be measurin', I'll be measurin'.
Oh, won't you grow for me and I will show for you.
Grow for me, I will show for you.
I do mean you, only you, hope you're coming through,
Going to buy today, shipping is free they say
I've been loving spammers, I've been loving spammers
Going to read my mail, come on, come on, come on, e-mail me
I've been loving spammers, I've been loving spammers
You can e-mail me day and night

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Total Votes: 2

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Melhi - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You are not receiving these 5s unsolicited. If you no longer wish to receive 5s, visit the submissions page and submit a bad parody.
Johnny D - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Jan! 555

I know how tricky this one can be to parody - I did a parody of it awhile back, called "Pledge-Spammer":­0.shtml
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Melhi: Your comment - LOL! :-)
BTW 555.
Peregrin - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Good work Jan!
Phil Alexander - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
"I Love Spammers"???? Well, it's an original idea :-)

But seriously, it's well written and quite a sardonic look at all the wonders we could request by replying to those graphic emails we so er... love?

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