In the school hallway
Some kid thinks he's so fine
But he don't know how to multiply
Fifteen by nine
The smart kid had his math
And the bad kid paid his dues
But that jock's really dumb, and he sucks his thumb
Whenever he will lose, I said -

"Let him be smite" - and he was smite
"Let him be flogged" - and he was flogged
"Let's kick his bum" - we kicked his bum
"Let him be beat" - and he was beat
Big stupid jock!

And it came to pass
That stupid jocks were born
All across the gym, people ran from him
Knew he liked gay porn
The football man got famous
While the guitar kid got kicked
And in every hall, students big and small
Almost got their butts whipped
There lots and lots of children
Running fast away
And you could hear the children cryin'
And this is what they had to say-

"Let him be smite" -
"Flogged" - "Dumb" - "Beat up"
Big stupid jock!

One day in a school called "Waldron High"
All the smaller kids ganged up against this big guy
His butt then got kicked and it hurt like crap
Wasn't much to kick underneath his jock strap

Big stupid jock!