-> "Skim Skim For Me"
Original Song Title:
"Chim Chim Cher-ee"
Parody Song Title:
"Skim Skim For Me"
" Skim skim money, skim skim money, skim skim for me "
That's Ken Lay's prosperity philosophy
" Skim skim money, skim skim money, skim skim, woo-hoo "
Good luck will be yours if you toss him some poo
Or throw him some piss - and that's lucky too
Now as the cor-por-ate ladder's been strung
At the top of Enron's, you're sure to find dung
Executives there once thought cash is their food
On ways to rip off their employees they'd brood
Up where the smoke in the boardroom is swirled
'Tween Nasdaq and Dow lies Ken Lay's greedy world
Where there's no sense of wrong, and no sense of right
Where fat cats enjoy their gold litterbox life
In the boardroom of Enron ... ewww ... what a sight!
Let's hope Ken Lay and his cronies in slime
Get more than some country-club vacation time
Perhaps they'll get sent to Jackson's Neverland
To wipe The King of Pop's ass with their bare hands
'Twould be such justice for that a**hole Ken
If once he's in prison with all of those men
A burly con who Enron screwed once would say,
"Pick up that soap so I Ken Lay you today"
" Skim skim money, skim skim money, skim skim some coin "
Those angry investors take aim at Ken's groin
He'll most likely walk with a slap on the wrist
Or whack on the bone from some investor's fist
"Skim skim money, skim skim, for me and for you..."
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