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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Erection of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Space Oddity With Lo Mein | Space Oddity / Major Tom | David Bowie | |
| I Am Ahhnold | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | |
| Cheney's Home, Undisclosed | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | |
| COBOL Wizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | |
| Za-wa-hi-ri | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | |
| Space Alien Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Martha | Layla | Derek and The Dominos | |
| Gov'nor Arnold/General Wesley | Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey | Paul McCartney | |
| Michael ( You're A Fright ) | Vincent ( Starry Starry Night ) | Don McLean | |
| Brand Me ( Scar Me Fine, Girl ! ) | Brandy ( You're A Fine Girl ) | Looking Glass | |
| We Built This Country (On COBOL Code) | We Built This City (On Rock and Roll) | Starship | |
| Tights I'm Quite Fat In / Plate Lament | Nights In White Satin / Late Lament | The Moody Blues | |
| Shakespearian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Gollum's Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Sick of Bohemian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Rocket Spam | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
| Librarians Want Silence | She Blinded Me With Science | Thomas Dolby | |
| She Parodies With Science | She Blinded Me With Science | Thomas Dolby | |
| Missed Her Trampoline, Man! | Mr. Tambourine Man | The Byrds | |
| Candle Breaking Wind / Goodbye Pork and Beans | Candle In The Wind / Goodbye Norma Jean | Elton John | |
| My Hairy Butt / Shave My Butt Fine Please | Aquarius / Let The Sunshine In | The Fifth Dimension | |
| Junk Food Fighting | Kung Fu Fighting | Carl Douglas | |
| My Sweet Lord - The Subliminal MUZAK™ Version | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | |
| Don't Feed The Meter | Don't Fear The Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | |
| The Boxer | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Starry Starry Flight | Vincent ( Starry Starry Night ) | Don McLean | |
| Floundershout | Roundabout | Yes | |
| Wetware | Apeman | The Kinks | |
| Why Is Crime - The Winona Ryder Therapy Session Recordings | What Is Life | George Harrison | |
| Floor Is My Ceiling | More Than A Feeling | Boston | |
| It's On Ants I Feed | Take A Chance On Me | ABBA | |
| Pledge-Spammer | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | |
| Last-Chance Dean | Dancing Queen | ABBA | |
| Ozone Hole | Kodachrome | Paul Simon | |
| Cher | Hair | Broadway Cast / The Cowsills | |
| Rake 'em Through To The Neighbor's Side | Break On Through To The Other Side | The Doors | |
| Charlie Blew Microsoft Away | M.T.A. | The Kingston Trio | |
| Frankenstein's Peace Of Mind | Peace Of Mind | Boston | |
| The Government Of China Blows | China Grove | The Doobie Brothers | |
| Thesis Advisers Fight | Jesus Is Just Alright | The Doobie Brothers | |
| I'm Just A Beaver | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | |
| Kim Jong IL | Paint It Black | The Rolling Stones | |
| Dove-Whack | Love Shack | The B-52's | |
| Las Vegas Rivalry | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Oat Bran's Theme | Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do) | Christopher Cross | |
| See Cretaceous Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| Smoke A Banana | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | |
| Hung, See? Like The Bull | Hungry Like The Wolf | Duran Duran | |
| Crude-Thought Parader | Smooth Operator | Sade | |
| A Lamer Stupid Rhyme | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | |
| Supper Dish | Southern Cross | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Colonoscopy | Question | The Moody Blues | |
| The Store In Which You Buy | The Story In Your Eyes | The Moody Blues | |
| Legend Of A Webmaster | Legend Of A Mind | The Moody Blues | |
| Parody Road | Eternity Road | The Moody Blues | |
| Mother Teresa | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | |
| Buy My Macaw | Ride My See-Saw | The Moody Blues | |
| Zamboni To Plow | Somebody To Love | Jefferson Airplane | |
| Ballad Of Que Creek Mine | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | |
| Solid Hairy Ham | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| Nair | Hair | Broadway Cast / The Cowsills | |
| PAM™ and Crisco™ (Please Be Aware Your Heart'll Need Repair) | San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair) | Scott McKenzie | |
| Grafts Here In The Brain | Laughter In The Rain | Neil Sedaka | |
| Hay Chewed | Hey Jude | The Beatles | |
| Jet Pack | Get Back | The Beatles | |
| Kelp! | Help! | The Beatles | |
| Squid Fight At the Marquesas | Midnight At the Oasis | Maria Muldaur | |
| 23 | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| That Spittoon's Hit Right | Afternoon Delight | Starland Vocal Band | |
| Follicle | Vehicle | Ides Of March | |
| True Dork, True Dork | New York, New York | Liza Minelli / Frank Sinatra | |
| Freakin' Huge | Deacon Blues | Steely Dan | |
| Viagra Guy | Eye In The Sky | The Alan Parsons Project | |
| Ear Scum's No Fun | Here Comes The Sun | The Beatles | |
| Mrs. Palmer's Got Five Lovely Daughters | Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
| Chew It Again | Do It Again | Steely Dan | |
| Opera Hater | Operator | Jim Croce | |
| The Battle of The New Amiright | The Battle of New Orleans | Jimmie Driftwood / Johnny Horton | |
| The Amiright Community Rhapsody of Rhapsodies | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Camel Lot | Camelot | Richard Burton/Broadway Cast - Richard Harris/Motion Picture | |
| California'sGovernorIsArnoldSchwarzenegger | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | |
| The Charge-It-To-Ya Chorus | The Hallelujah Chorus | Georg Friedrich Händel | |
| Laughter Infection | Rainbow Connection | Kermit The Frog | |
| Hit With Pon Farr | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | |
| Leonard Played Spock | I Am A Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| The Longhair Writing Code | The Long And Winding Road | The Beatles | |
| Dustin Hoffman | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | |
| Addicted To Pugs | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | |
| Burning Out The Mouse | Burning Down The House | Talking Heads | |
| Feet of Mold | Fields of Gold | Sting | |
| A Tornado Morning | A Beautiful Morning | The Rascals | |
| Tribute Parodies | Grazing In The Grass | The Friends of Distinction | |
| I Am A Chalk | I Am A Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Fusin' | Groovin' | The Rascals | |
| The Moose Ticks Love To Bite | The Music Of The Night | Andrew Lloyd Webber ( From 'The Phantom of the Opera' ) | |
| Scrooge Said "Bah, Humbug!" | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | |
| Gangplank To Heaven | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zeppelin | |
| The Prion Sleeps Tonight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | |
| A Norse With No Pain | A Horse With No Name | America | |
| Rich An' I Hide | Hitchin' A Ride | Vanity Fair | |
| Yiddish Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| I'm Corporal Klinger ( Please Think I'm A Sick Man ) | I'm Just A Singer ( In A Rock And Roll Band ) | The Moody Blues | |
| Filling Myself With Reeses | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | |
| Dodging Moose Collisions | Losing My Religion | REM | |
| Lovely To Be You | Lovely To See You | The Moody Blues | |
| Brown Hairy ( Growin' On Their Liver ) | Proud Mary ( Rollin' On The River ) | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Creamed Beaver | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | |
| Fellow Who's Mum's Queen | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | |
| We Will Shun You / We Are The Amish | We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions | Queen | |
| Right 'Shroom | White Room | Cream | |
| Stacked Plastic Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
| Magic Rockin' Ride | Magic Carpet Ride | Steppenwolf | |
| Dance Fishes Dance | Dance Sister Dance | Santana | |
| Grow Me Some Hay | Show Me The Way | Peter Frampton | |
| Skim Skim For Me | Chim Chim Cher-ee | Dick Van Dyke / Mary Poppins Soundtrack | |
| Blackadder | Backstabbers | The O'Jays | |
| I'm Trippin' My Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Choked The Sheriff | I Shot The Sheriff | Bob Marley / Eric Clapton | |
| Being at the Bachelor Party Tonight | Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | |
| After Beer 2525 | In The Year 2525 | Zager and Evans | |
| Good (New Car) Vibrations | Good Vibrations | The Beach Boys | |
| Face Oddity | Space Oddity / Major Tom | David Bowie | |
| Black Adder | Brown Sugar | The Rolling Stones | |
| By Grouse, Surprised and Stunned | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | |
| Plastic Surgeon Bill | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | |
| I Want To Probe Your Gland | I Want To Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | |
| My Keister's Sore | Conquistador | Procol Harum | |
| Heave-Ho In The White Bowl | Bungle In The Jungle | Jethro Tull | |
| The Hacker | The Actor | The Moody Blues | |
| Inflatable Woman | American Woman | The Guess Who | |
| Ophelia | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| The Ballad Of The Queer Eye Five | The Ballad Of The Green Berets | SSGT Barry Sadler | |
| Melted Feathers | Come Together | The Beatles | |
| Buy More O'The Music | Listen To The Music | The Doobie Brothers | |
| When Science Creates Life | The Other Side Of Life | The Moody Blues | |
| Skanky Poodle Dandy | Yankee Doodle Dandy | James Cagney / George M. Cohan | |
| Habanero | Desperado | The Eagles | |
| Cirdan The Shipwright | Vincent ( Starry Starry Night ) | Don McLean | |
| Ear Doctor | Witch Doctor | David Seville | |
| Chancres Away! | Anchors Aweigh! | Navy Fight Song / George D. Lottman | |
| Breaded Fleas | Let It Be | The Beatles | |
| Vulcans of Swing | Sultans of Swing | Dire Straits | |
| Hack The Knight | Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin | |
| Glory Holes | Glory Days | Bruce Springsteen | |
| Tongue Swirl | Young Girl | Gary Puckett And The Union Gap | |
| My Eyes X-Rayed You | My Eyes Adored You | Frankie Valli | |
| Walrus Intrusion | Ball of Confusion (That's What The World Is Today) | The Temptations | |
| Hairy Buggies In Your Stool | Everybody Plays The Fool | The Main Ingredient | |
| Only The Phone-Free | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
| Bach, He Wrote! | Rock The Boat | The Hues Corporation | |
| Traces Of Martian Water | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Smokobone | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | |
| Nice-a-Bona | My Sharona | The Knack | |
| Grovers Mill's Fame Grows | Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland / The Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack | |
| Seventeen Diesels | Helplessly Hoping | Stephen Stills / CSN | |
| Keg-o-beer | Guinnevere | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| You Forgot Your Lines | You Don't Have To Cry | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Pre-Road Drunks | Pre-Road Downs | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| TwentyThousandParodiesArePostedOnThisWebSite | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | |
| Space-Farts On TV / Space Full of Farts | Where My Heart Will Take Me / Faith of the Heart (New Enterprise TV Theme) | Russell Watson | |
| Bar Trek | Star Trek (Theme From The Original Series) | Gene Roddenberry | |
| For Emily, And Leather Ties That Bind Her | For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Chunky Cat | Honky Cat | Elton John | |
| Kerry | Sherry | Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons | |
| Blow The Nation's Nose | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | |
| Stupid Human Trick | Sister Golden Hair | America | |
| Uranus | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | |
| Don't Stop (Thinking About Uranus) | Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow) | Fleetwood Mac | |
| But Mr. Adams | But Mr. Adams | 1776 Broadway Cast (Original 1969 / Revival with Brent Spiner 1997) | |
| Prude Prude Inhibited Men | Cool Cool Considerate Men | 1776 Broadway Cast (Original 1969 / Revival with Brent Spiner 1997) | |
| Is Anybody There? | Is Anybody There? | 1776 Broadway Cast (Original 1969 / Revival with Brent Spiner 1997) | |
| It's The Same Old Dong | It's The Same Old Song | The Four Tops | |
| For God's Sake John, Pants On! / Dribble Piddle / Till Then | For God's Sake John, Sit Down! / Piddle Twiddle / Till Then | 1776 Broadway Cast (Original 1969 / Revival with Brent Spiner 1997) | |
| Damn Hem'rhoids, My Bum's Inflamed | Molasses To Rum To Slaves | 1776 Broadway Cast (Original 1969 / Revival with Brent Spiner 1997) | |
| The Free Alien Air Force | The Free Mexican Air Force | Flaco Jimenez and Peter Rowan | |
| We're So Sorry, Gov'nor Romney | Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey | Paul McCartney | |
| Oh Brando | Fernando | ABBA | |
| Spamshit | Starship | Jefferson Airplane / Paul Kantner / 'Blows Against The Empire' | |
| Thin Man | Tin Man | America | |
| Nevada Highway | Ventura Highway | America | |
| Shore Leave In The City | Summer In The City | The Lovin' Spoonful | |
| The Turtle's Brain | The Circle Game | Joni Mitchell | |
| Down Under | Down Under | Men At Work | |
| Vicodin's The Feeling I Adore | I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore | REO Speedwagon | |
| MAD Mari | Proud Mary | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Lojack | Hijack | Jefferson Airplane / Paul Kantner / 'Blows Against The Empire' | |
| E.T.'s Buddies Want To Rule Our World | Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Tears For Fears | |
| Scottish Major-General | Modern Major-General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| A Rubber Too Tight'll Bust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | |
| A Tongue-In-Cheek Parody Writer's Primer | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews / Soundtrack of 'The Sound of Music' | |
| Goodbye Super Size Fries | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | |
| Hired Love | Higher Love | Steve Winwood | |
| As Mind Goes Bye | As Time Goes By | Dooley Wilson / Soundrack from 'Casablanca' | |
| Toolbox Domain | Who'll Stop The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| When You Piss Upon A Bar | When You Wish Upon A Star | 'Pinocchio' Soundtrack / Cliff Edwards [Jiminy Cricket] | |
| The Bonely Dopehead | The Lonely Goatherd | Julie Andrews / Soundtrack of 'The Sound of Music' | |
| The Ballad of Swillin' Gin's Isle | The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle | TV Show Theme | |
| Front Stoop | Theme from F Troop | TV Show Theme | |
| S & M Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
| In The Snort of The Jimson Weed | In The Court of The Crimson King | King Crimson | |
| Qu*m the Frisky Ho | Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn) | Bob Dylan | |
| Karaoke | Sherry | Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons | |
| The Crystal Drip | The Crystal Ship | The Doors | |
| Asterisk | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Poonclamp | Moondance | Van Morrison | |
| I Wanna Eat Cicadas | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | |
| Amish Aerobics | Disco Inferno | The Trammps / Soundtrack from 'Saturday Night Fever' | |
| Handyman | Handyman | James Taylor | |
| Self-Sushi | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | |
| Who Wants To Eat Cicadas | Who Wants To Live Forever | Queen | |
| Norse Fan | Starman | David Bowie | |
| The Devil Went Down To Georgia | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | |
| Boldfinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey / James Bond Movie Theme | |
| Cat-Filet | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | |
| Nip-On-These-Hoo-Hahs | Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah | Disney / Uncle Remus from 'Song of the South' | |
| Drunken Frantic Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | Soundtrack from 'South Pacific' | |
| My One-Eyed Love | The One I Love | REM | |
| Somebody Shaved Me | Save Me | 'Smallville' TV Theme by Remy Zero | |
| Hand On Her Bun | Band On The Run | Paul McCartney and Wings | |
| Cause PETA's Won | The Heat Is On | Glenn Frey | |
| Oops!...I Plugged Me Again! | Oops!...I Did It Again! | Britney Spears | |
| Royce Is Not A Guy | Voices In The Sky | The Moody Blues | |
| The Amiright Community Cocaine Medley | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Scratch My Fleas | Dance With Me | Orleans | |
| Frankenstein | Casey Jones | The Grateful Dead | |
| Bennie And The Breasts | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | |
| Hannibal | Waterloo | ABBA | |
| Simon Cowell | Diamond Girl | Seals and Crofts | |
| Dongs 'n Boobs! | Waterloo | ABBA | |
| I'm An Old Testament Man | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | |
| Sacred Knife | Edelweiss | Soundtrack of 'The Sound of Music' | |
| Your Fur Is Gray | Go All The Way | The Raspberries / Eric Carmen | |
| Bitch, Rover's Troubled Daughter | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Fifty Ways to Deal With Road Rage | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| Never Be The Same | Never Be The Same | Christopher Cross | |
| Writhe Cry And Grin | Ride Like The Wind | Christopher Cross | |
| Yorp Eenus | Venus | Shocking Blue | |
| eBay | Venus | Shocking Blue | |
| Wake Me Up Before I Go-Go | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go | Wham! | |
| Nights After A Hard Dog-Day's Night / Late Whimper | Nights In White Satin / Late Lament | The Moody Blues | |
| 19th Nicotine Ball | 19th Nervous Breakdown | The Rolling Stones | |
| Adagio | Ride My See-Saw | The Moody Blues | |
| Hello Mudya, Hello Fadya | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
| Up Botox Again | Up Around The Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Calgary Spineman | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell / Words and Music by Jimmy Webb | |
| Removing His Member | See You In September | The Happenings | |
| Spurning Love | Burning Love | Elvis Presley | |
| King Arthur Barked | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | |
| You've Gnoshed Anchovy Pizza | You've Lost That Loving Feeling | The Righteous Brothers | |
| Tricksy Hobbit Thief | Gypsies Tramps And Thieves | Cher | |
| Scold Me Now | Hold Me Now | Thompson Twins | |
| The Night Colonel Angus Went Down | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | Joan Baez ( Originally by The Band ) | |
| J*zzman | Jazzman | Carole King | |
| Golgotha | Shambala | Three Dog Night | |
| Double Entendre ( On The Bayou ) | Jambalaya ( On The Bayou ) | Hank Williams (covered by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band a | |
| Euphemism | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
| Woe To Your World | Joy To The World | Three Dog Night | |
| But When He Flies | And When I Die | Blood, Sweat, And Tears | |
| Frozen Heads And Cold Dead People | Silver Threads And Golden Needles | Dusty Springfield (and covered by Janis Joplin, Li | |
| Biblically I'd Like To Know You | Like To Get To Know You | Spanky and Our Gang | |
| Sex (Is Six In Roman Numbers) | One | Three Dog Night | |
| Climb Up The Mast | Ride Captain Ride | Blues Image | |
| American Pride | American Pie | Don McLean | |
| Nappies Of Leather | Happy Together | The Turtles | |
| If I Were A Dickhead | If I Were A Rich Man | Fiddler On The Roof Cast/Soundtrack | |
| Deletion | Tradition | Fiddler On The Roof Cast/Soundtrack | |
| Father's Now Thy Dark Lord | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| With Leather I Would Please You | If Ever I Would Leave You | Robert Goulet / Cast of 'Camelot' | |
| My Wonderful ' I ' | A Wonderful Guy | Soundtrack from 'South Pacific' | |
| Enterprise | Bali Hai | Soundtrack from 'South Pacific' | |
| Funny Larry | Bloody Mary | Soundtrack from 'South Pacific' | |
| Sappy Talk | Happy Talk | Soundtrack from 'South Pacific' | |
| Cookin' Out My Brain More | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Maggot Way | Maggie May | Rod Stewart | |
| Stalk Around Amok | Rock Around The Clock | Bill Haley And His Comets | |
| Fine Drone Now, Boy! (Seven Of Nine's Theme) | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | |
| Koan On The Brain | Home On The Range | Traditional | |
| Love Bug | Love Child | Diana Ross and The Supremes | |
| Pols Smart, Lobster Smarter | Man Smart, Woman Smarter | The Grateful Dead | |
| Element 115 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Clovers/The Searchers | |
| The Noise Of Summer | The Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | |
| Gee-O (Arwen's NDE Song) | Day-O (Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | |
| Glancing In The Screen | Dancing In The Street | Martha & The Vandellas | |
| Singing Like A Star | Swinging On A Star | Bing Crosby | |
| Witches Be Them | The End Of The Innocence | Don Henley and Bruce Hornsby | |
| ParodyingThisSong'sLikeShoot-ingFishInABarrel | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | |
| Heinous Joys Your Man's Desiring | Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring | Johann Sebastian Bach | |
| La Lardbuttaise | La Marseillaise (National Anthem of France) | Claude-Joseph Rouget de Lisle | |
| Hump | Jump | Van Halen | |
| Thus Break Eardrumustra | 2001 A Space Odyssey - Thus Spake Zarathustra | Richard Strauss | |
| Xanadu | The Blue Danube | Johann Strauss | |
| Stupid Gifts | Simple Gifts | Traditional (Shaker Hymn by Joseph Brackett) | |
| The Secret of Everlasting Life | Kiss On My List | Daryl Hall & John Oates | |
| It's Barney The Purple Dinosaur! | The Russian Dance from The Nutcracker Suite | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | |
| Merkin's My Way Back To You | Working My Way Back To You | Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons | |
| Enema The Eighth | Henry The Eighth | Herman's Hermits | |
| Comma Semicolon | Karma Chameleon | Culture Club | |
| Invisible Clutch | Invisible Touch | Genesis | |
| Won't Get Mooed Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | |
| Shock of Life | Walk of Life | Dire Straits | |
| The Sinking of The Patriarch | The Sinking of the Reuben James | Woody Guthrie (covered by Pete Seeger and others) | |
| Schmaltzing Gefilte | Waltzing Matilda | A.B. (Banjo) Paterson | |
| Sometimes When We Flush | Sometimes When We Touch | Dan Hill | |
| Hazing Paddles | Blazing Saddles | Mel Brooks' Movie Theme | |
| Chucky's In Love | Chuck E's In Love | Rickie Lee Jones | |
| Fun! | One (Finale from 'A Chorus Line') | Marvin Hamlisch and Edward Kleban | |
| Pads On Knees | Take On Me | A-ha | |
| I Guess That's Why Linc's 'SOLID' 's So Cool | I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues | Elton John | |
| Crazed Elmo Buyer (Mom in Motion) | St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion) | John Parr | |
| Lick Toad, Mon | Loch Lomond | Traditional | |
| The Bonny 'Shroom | The Bonny Broom | Traditional (Andy Stewart and Silly Wizard) | |
| Arwen's Pout | Safety Dance | Men Without Hats | |
| Gumline | Sunshine | Jonathan Edwards | |
| Rise Of The Pfizer | Eye Of The Tiger | Survivor | |
| Have A Sense Of Humor | Try A Little Kindness | Glen Campbell | |
| I'm On A Washington Flight | Another Saturday Night | Cat Stevens (Originally by Sam Cooke in 1963) | |
| Fry That Funky Chicken | Play That Funky Music | Wild Cherry | |
| You're Cocaine | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
| Ain't No Fun Time | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | |
| Against All Gods | Against All Odds | Phil Collins | |
| Green Eggs And Ham | Baba O'Riley | The Who | |
| Halloween Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | |
| Waiting For Gourdot, It's True | Waiting For A Girl Like You | Foreigner | |
| Fartless Man | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | |
| Strange And New Chatter, Dude, Strange And New Pla | Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes | Jimmy Buffett | |
| Zero Factor | Don't Worry Baby | The Beach Boys | |
| If You Eat Beans Now | If You Leave Me Now | Chicago | |
| Fly Space Virgin | Like A Virgin | Madonna | |
| Not A Very Bright Vampire | Light My Fire | The Doors | |
| Surfers On The Storm | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | |
| Nader's Deranged | People Are Strange | The Doors | |
| Blinded by Head-Lights | Blinded by the Light | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | |
| Ugliest Stench At These Docks | Twentieth Century Fox | The Doors | |
| Uncle Sam's Restaurant | Alice's Restaurant (only the song, not the story) | Arlo Guthrie | |
| Lever Gonna Lift You Up | Never Gonna Give You Up | Rick Astley | |
| Two | True | Spandau Ballet | |
| He Once Could Bite | Because The Night | 10,000 Maniacs | |
| Turbo Networking | Hello, I Love You | The Doors | |
| John 3:16 Says It All | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | |
| Scrub Her Madly | Love Her Madly | The Doors | |
| The End Of The Curse Of Bambino | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| The Curse Is Over | The Search Is Over | Survivor | |
| Walk The Plank Blighter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | |
| Your Wildest Screams | Your Wildest Dreams | The Moody Blues | |
| Yoda Named I Am | A Horse With No Name | America | |
| What's Covered Up | What's Going On | Marvin Gaye | |
| Vicious Piles | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | |
| Why, Pilate? | Sky Pilot | The Animals | |
| Luggage Tag | Lucky Man | Emerson Lake And Palmer | |
| Someone Told Me (Not To Vote) | Mama Told Me (Not to Come) | Three Dog Night | |
| Toucans Are Free Now! | Who Can It Be Now | Men At Work | |
| Write Down (Vandals Of The Vain) | Lay Down (Candles In The Rain) | Melanie | |
| Paste And Run Away | Wasted On the Way | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| The Weight | The Weight | The Band | |
| One Ring Is Molten | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | |
| Dain Bramage | Brain Damage | Pink Floyd | |
| Can't Stand Her Hose Envy | Don't Stand So Close To Me | The Police | |
| Cod Dress A Merry Car | God Bless America | Kate Smith | |
| Magical Kiss To Be Sure | Magical Mystery Tour | The Beatles | |
| Pod Bay Doors Open, Gentle HAL | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
| Soylent Green | Silent Night | Joseph Mohr & Franz Xavier Gruber | |
| Cacklin' Ghostie | Cracklin' Rosie | Neil Diamond | |
| Lobbed Rotten Ve-gee-ta | La Isla Bonita | Madonna | |
| No Meter No Rhyme | No Woman No Cry | Bob Marley & The Wailers | |
| Lickin' Toads Again | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| The Forest Animals' Christmas Song | The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open | Nat King Cole | |
| Brissed Her Son Otto | Mr. Roboto | Styx | |
| You're Gonna Shoot That Curl | You're Going To Lose That Girl | The Beatles | |
| Gorilla Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | |
| Denny Crane | Penny Lane | The Beatles | |
| Mocking Mockingbird | Mockingbird | James Taylor and Carly Simon | |
| Don King's Hairdresser | Good King Wenceslas | John Mason Neale | |
| King Kong Scarily On High | Ding Dong Merrily On High | George Ratcliffe Woodward | |
| Ah'll Be Bahck For Christmas | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Gannon, Ram, and Kent | |
| When The Corne Is Out Of | When The Music's Over | The Doors | |
| Somewhere (There's A Space For Us) | Somewhere (There's A Place For Us) | Leonard Bernstein/'West Side Story' Soundtrack | |
| Lookin' Up My Back Door | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| The Happy Blunderer | The Happy Wanderer | Ridge and Moller | |
| Super Gal Ash Has A Gift Of Expert Dali-Gnosis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | |
| The Only Ash That Matters | The Rain, The Park, And Other Things (The Flower G | The Cowsills | |
| Step In Slime | Step In Time | Soundtrack from Mary Poppins | |
| Requiem for a Slick Voice | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | |
| Super Arwen | Wonder Woman | TV Theme by Norman Gimbel and Charles Fox | |
| I Think Therefore I Am | Simple Twist of Fate | Bob Dylan | |
| Talk Away Rene | Walk Away Renee | The Left Banke | |
| Dracula Eez Thy Love-Ghoul | La La Means I Love You | The Delfonics | |
| I'm Free (The Great Martha Stewart Release) | I'm Free | The Who (Soundtrack from 'Tommy') | |
| Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | |
| A Day In The Captain's Log | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | |
| Lucid In The Sky Cloudminders | Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds | The Beatles | |
| With A Little Help From Star Trek | With A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | |
| Being for the Autograph of Captain Kirk | Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | |
| Fixing a Hole | Fixing a Hole | The Beatles | |
| Geeking Better | Getting Better | The Beatles | |
| Nerd Warning, Nerd Warning | Good Morning, Good Morning | The Beatles | |
| Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade | Lovely Rita | The Beatles | |
| He's Still At Home | She's Leaving Home | The Beatles | |
| When I'm Sixty-Four | When I'm Sixty-Four | The Beatles | |
| Life Goes On - So Get One, And Grow Up, Dude! | Within You Without You | The Beatles | |
| Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans (album) | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | |
| Bladderblocky | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | |
| Journey To King Neptune's Mighty Brine | Journey To The Center Of The Mind | The Amboy Dukes | |
| Go To The Mirror Bill | Go To The Mirror Boy | The Who ('Tommy') | |
| The Flaccid Screen | The Acid Queen | The Who ('Tommy') | |
| iPod Blizzard | Pinball Wizard | The Who ('Tommy') | |
| Mumps | Jump | Van Halen | |
| Make Me Stoned, Country Toads | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | |
| Under The Lord's Walk | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | |
| Pryin' Guys | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | |
| Geese Whose Treats I'm Cleaning | Peaceful Easy Feeling | The Eagles | |
| Apathetic Guy | Spirit in the Sky | Norman Greenbaum | |
| Jimi Hendrix | Witchy Woman | The Eagles | |
| The Coca-Potion | The Locomotion | Little Eva | |
| Rocko Repo | Jocko Homo | Devo | |
| Ear Of The Cat | Year Of The Cat | Al Stewart | |
| It's-On-o-ma-to-poeia | In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | |
| Secret 'Agent' Spam | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| Collision Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | |
| Spartacus | Africa | Toto | |
| Pope John Paul | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Toll Device | Cold As Ice | Foreigner | |
| Will The Girdle Be Unbroken | Will The Circle Be Unbroken | Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | |
| Doctor Who's Machine | What A Fool Believes | The Doobie Brothers | |
| Glue Might Stink | You Might Think | The Cars | |
| Rhyme Is The Reason | Time Of The Season | The Zombies | |
| The Ditty of You or Me | The City of New Orleans | Arlo Guthrie | |
| Pimply-Ear Resist A Bull | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | |
| Alopecia | Alouette | Traditional | |
| Windows Without Bugs | A World Without Love | Peter and Gordon | |
| Retriever's Gun-Shy | Tequila Sunrise | The Eagles | |
| Rand On The Run | Band On The Run | Paul McCartney and Wings | |
| The Mounds of Science | The Sound of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Zapped On The Table | Cat's In the Cradle | Harry Chapin | |
| The Alopecia Chorus | The Hallelujah Chorus | Georg Friedrich Handel | |
| Lyme In The Lesion | Time Of The Season | The Zombies | |
| Ratzinger | Spiderman | TV Theme | |
| Mr. Jo Bangles | Mr. Bojangles | Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | |
| Ben Affleck's Back | My Boyfriend's Back | The Angels | |
| Benedict He Says | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | |
| He Writes The Songs | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | |
| Mike Pacholek Asked Me To Write This | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | |
| Eary Liaison | Kyrie | Mr. Mister | |
| The Glove Poke | Theme From 'The Love Boat' | Jack Jones | |
| I Want A Rude Pug | I Want A New Drug | Huey Lewis and the News | |
| Gurn, Gurn, Gurn | Turn, Turn, Turn | The Byrds | |
| He May Never Have This Mane Again | We May Never Pass This Way Again | Seals and Crofts | |
| Gel-Bottom Shoes | Bell Bottom Blues | Derek and the Dominos | |
| In The I.C.U. Again | When Will I See You Again | The Three Degrees | |
| Karaoke Queen | Caribbean Queen | Billy Ocean | |
| GAGH | Cars | Gary Numan | |
| Ben Franklin | Lord Franklin | Traditional | |
| A Writer's Made-Up Wail | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | |
| Acapulco Gold | Orinoco Flow (Sail Away) | Enya | |
| The Ballad of Gonzo Loco | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | |
| Larva | Layla | Derek and The Dominos | |
| Storm Chasing | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | |
| Meaning o'Life | Stayin' Alive | Bee Gees | |
| The Card that Swipes Forever | The Stars and Stripes Forever | John Philip Sousa | |
| Scream On | Dream On | Aerosmith | |
| Spying Stuff From Lewd Submitters | Sighing Softly To The River | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| The Deli Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| A Rollicking Band of Perverts We | A Rollicking Band of Pirates We | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| King Chucky's Nightmare Song | The Nightmare Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| We're Evil And Bad | When I Was A Lad | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| The Battle of The Pirates Who Penstanzas | The Battle of The Pirates of Penzance | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Limestone Cowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | |
| Dee Kelley, Jimmy, and Gene | Abraham, Martin, and John | Dion | |
| Suite: Poker-Dude Lies | Suite: Judy Blue Eyes | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | |
| Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Walker | Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
| Don't Eat Like Rover | Don't Dream It's Over | Crowded House | |
| Type-A Licker | Day Tripper | The Beatles | |
| Compulsion | Obsession | Animotion | |
| You're De Vun Dat I Vahnt | You're The One That I Want | Olivia Newton-John / John Travolta | |
| Along Comes Arnie | Along Comes Mary | The Association | |
| I Just Can't Help Retrieving | I Just Can't Help Believing | B. J. Thomas | |
| Maine Lobsters Crawling On My Bed | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | B. J. Thomas | |
| Prostate | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Mime Is Art, I Sighed | Time Is On My Side | The Rolling Stones | |
| Pay THIS Fer Gasoline, Man? | Mr. Tambourine Man | The Byrds | |
| Resurrected Man | Free Electric Band | Albert Hammond | |
| Sky's Back Pages | My Back Pages | Bob Dylan | |
| Please Teethe Me | Please Please Me | The Beatles | |
| Chantelle's Lament | Diva's Lament | Original Broadway Cast of 'Spamalot' | |
| Great Big Art | Great Big Stuff | Broadway Cast of 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' | |
| The Man | Man | Original Broadway Cast of 'The Full Monty' | |
| Good Night! | Goodbye! | Broadway Cast of 'The Producers' | |
| Award Show Night | Opening Night | Broadway Cast of 'The Producers' | |
| Derriere's Do's & Don'ts | When You've Got It, Flaunt It | Broadway Cast of 'The Producers' | |
| Billy Shat Ner | Gimme Dat Ding | The Pipkins | |
| The Iron Chef Wo Fat | The Reverend Mr. Black | The Kingston Trio | |
| You're Nothing Without Me (Parody Version) | You're Nothing Without Me | Broadway Cast of 'City of Angels' | |
| Q's id | Cupid | Sam Cooke | |
| Theme from 'City of Angels' (Parody Version) | Theme from 'City of Angels' | Broadway Cast of 'City of Angels' | |
| What You Don't Know About Women (Parody Version) | What You Don't Know About Women | Broadway Cast of 'City of Angels' | |
| You Gotta Look Out For Yourself (Parody Version) | You Gotta Look Out For Yourself | Broadway Cast of 'City of Angels' | |
| (It's) Hairspray (Parody Version) | (It's) Hairspray | Broadway Cast of 'Hairspray' | |
| Ticket To Hyde | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | |
| This Is The Donut | This Is The Moment | Cast of 'Jekyll & Hyde' / The Moody Blues | |
| In Moria | The Warrior | Patty Smyth and Scandal | |
| Runner Blade | Runaway | Del Shannon | |
| Q's Qvetch | My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean | Traditional | |
| 99 J.B. Tunes | 99 Red Balloons | Nena | |
| Somewhere I Can Leave | The Air That I Breathe | The Hollies | |
| Big-Balled Wizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who (Soundtrack of 'Tommy') | |
| Rivendell | Camelot | Broadway Cast of 'Camelot' | |
| Salutary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| Monster Hags | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' Pickett | |
| Hawaiian Pugs | Higher Love | Steve Winwood | |
| Get Spot Your Mangy Beagle Spayed | Evil Ways | Santana | |
| Superman Told Ya | Sugar Magnolia | The Grateful Dead | |
| Walk Free, Dalai Lama! | Rock Me Amadeus | Falco | |
| ( Dry Man Gets No ) Putrefaction | ( I Can't Get No ) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | |
| Zing Of The Toad | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | |
| X, It Blows | Mexico | James Taylor | |
| Kabbalah | Borderline | Madonna | |
| Patchmaker, Patchmaker | Matchmaker, Matchmaker | Fiddler On The Roof | |
| Burning Fart | Burning Heart | Survivor | |
| Lock of Wife | Walk of Life | Dire Straits | |
| The Worst of American Idol | The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati | Rose and the Arrangement | |
| Eight Days Near C | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | |
| Don't Fight The Trees, Angelina | Don't Cry For Me, Argentina | Julie Covington | |
| Fry A Yellow Liver Drowned In Cold Smoked Brie | Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando and Dawn | |
| Dong Supporter | On The Border | Al Stewart | |
| Tune Riffer | Moon River | Andy Williams / Henry Mancini | |
| Baggin' The Mime | Draggin' The Line | Tommy James | |
| Some Hair I Love | Somewhere My Love | Paul Francis Webster / 'Dr. Zhivago' soundtrack | |
| Suspicious Mimes | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | |
| Slow-Fried Dough | Ohio | Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young | |
| Eisley's Cantina | Candida | Tony Orlando and Dawn | |
| Salivary Gland | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| Eve of Construction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
| Grand Man-Titsoes | San Francisco | Scott McKenzie | |
| Wild-Tire | Wildfire | Michael Martin Murphey | |
| Nerd Up | Word Up | Cameo | |
| Clunky Verse Wrenched Free Hits Droid-Man! | 21st Century Schizoid Man | King Crimson | |
| Life During Dali Time | Life During Wartime | Talking Heads | |
| Invisible Trout | Invisible Touch | Genesis | |
| The Argh Cheer & I-Feel-Like-A-Pirate Rag | The Fish Cheer & I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag | Country Joe & The Fish | |
| Please, Sausager Stuffski | Gee, Officer Krupke | West Side Story Soundtrack | |
| Hunforgettable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Free Forever! What A Night! | December 1963 (Oh, What A Night) | Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons | |
| Kringle Sell Rock | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Krispy Kreme | Dancing Queen | ABBA | |
| The Fume That'll Kill | A View To A Kill | Duran Duran | |
| No Frog Can Flee The Gizzard | We're Off To See The Wizard | Soundtrack of The Wizard of Oz | |
| Good Morning Starbucks | Good Morning Starshine | Soundtrack of 'Hair' | |
| Word Sounds | Homeward Bound | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Let's Flame (The Green 'Enchilada' Song) | Escape (The Pina Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | |
| X-Ray SPAM, You'll See | The Star Spangled Banner | Francis Scott Key | |
| 3 point 1 4 1 5 9 | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Don't You Haunt Me | Don't You Want Me | Human League | |
| Don't Tase Me, Bro! | Y.M.C.A. | The Village People | |
| Fart Full Of Soul | Heart Full Of Soul | The Yardbirds | |
| Anti-Ho! Anti-Ho! Anti-Ho! | Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! | Vaughn Monroe | |
| The Ballad of Britney Spears | The Battle of New Orleans | Jimmie Driftwood / Johnny Horton | |
| Lucy In The Sky (With Diamonds) | Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) | John Fred & His Playboy Band | |
| The Old Fart | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| The Amazing Days of Pinder | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| My Beautiful Baboon | Up, Up and Away | The Fifth Dimension | |
| Gland of Confusion | Land of Confusion | Genesis | |
| September Sunrise | Tequila Sunrise | The Eagles | |
| Teardrops Keep Falling, Paul Is Dead | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | B. J. Thomas | |
| Oh No, I've Been RICK-ROLLED! | Bungle In The Jungle | Jethro Tull | |
| TiVo Shuffle | Lido Shuffle | Boz Scaggs | |
| Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | |
| The Days of Swine in Noses | The Days of Wine and Roses | Frank Sinatra | |
| Scroogin' | Groovin' | The Rascals | |
| Conando | Fernando | ABBA | |
| The Vinyl Bounce-Clowns | The Final Countdown | Europe | |
| Battery | Tragedy | Bee Gees | |
| Lieutenant John Pike | Sweet Betsy From Pike | Traditional | |
| Walken In A Winter Wonderland | Walking In A Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
| Romneys of Boston | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | |
| Back In The HIGH Life Again | Back In The High Life Again | Steve Winwood | |
| Convoy of the Republican Candidates | Convoy | C.W. McCall | |
| A Whiter Shade Of Male | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | |
| Feed the Nerds | Feed the Birds | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | |
| Mr. Trumpoto | Mr. Roboto | Styx | |
| NOT "Rocket Man" | Rocket Man | Elton John | |
| Wear Your N95 | River Deep, Mountain High | Ike and Tina Turner | |
| Prostate | Love Shack | The B-52's |