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Song Parodies -> "You're De Vun Dat I Vahnt"
Original Song Title:
"You're The One That I Want"
Original Performer:
Olivia Newton-John / John Travolta
Parody Song Title:
"You're De Vun Dat I Vahnt"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
[ Ahhnold: ]
Ahh took pills
They're pumpifying
Und inflating mah pole
Und de power
They're supplying --- it's erectifying!
[ Maria: ]
You better pump-up (up up up)
'Cause I need a man
With a German Shepherd bone
You better pump-up (up up up)
You better pump your gland
Clean-and-jerk, bench-press-and-moan!
[ Maria: ]
You're the one that I want! (You are the one I want!)
Oh oh oh, Arnie!
[ Ahhnold: ]
You're de vun dat I vahnt! (You are de vun I vahnt!)
Oh oh oh, liebchen!
[ Maria and Ahhnold: ]
You're the one that I want! (You are de vun I vahnt!)
Oh oh oh, honey!
[ Ahhnold: ]
De vun ahh neeeeeeeeeeeed !!
[ Maria: ]
Oh yes indeeeeeeeeeeeeed !!
[ Maria: ]
If your pills,
Gave erection,
You're too shy to display
Bed awaits
In my direction
Feel your way
[ Ahhnold: ]
Ahh better pump-up (up up up)
'Cause you need a man
[ Maria: ]
'Cause I need a man
Who can toss me way up high!
[ Ahhnold: ]
Ahh better pump-up (up up up)
If ahh'm gonna throw
[ Maria: ]
You better throw
Big-Tooth-Shriver in the sky!
[ Ahhnold: ]
Ahh you shuuure?
[ Maria: ]
Yes, now toss me way up high!
[ Ahhnold: ]
You got heavier--*grunt* (You are so heavy--*grunt*)
Urgh, urgh, urgh, liebchen!
You got heavier--*grunt* (You are so heavy--*grunt*)
Urgh, urgh, urgh, liebchen!
You got heavier--*grunt* (You are so heavy--*grunt*)
Urgh, urgh, urgh, liebchen!
Ahh'll strain and wheeze --- almost cahn't breathe ---
[ Maria: ]
Don't be a girly man! (No, not a girly man!)
No, no, no, Arnie!
Don't be a girly man! (No, not a girly man!)
No, no, no, Arnie!
Don't be a girly man! (No, not a girly man!)
No, no, no, Arnie!
Now throw me, please --- throw me now, please!
[ Ahhnold: ]
You got heavier--*GRUNT*! (You are TOO heavy--*GRUNT*!)
Urgh, urgh, URGH, LIEBCHEN!
You got heavier--*GRUNT*! (You are TOO heavy--*GRUNT*!)
Urgh, urgh, URGH, LIEBCHEN!
You got heavier--*GRUNT*! (You are TOO heavy--*GRUNT*!)
Urgh, urgh, URGH, LIEBCHEN!
Ma-ri-a, pleeeeeease --- ahh just cahn't BREATHE !!
[ Maria: ]
Don't be a girly man! (No, not a girly man!)
No, no, no, Arnie!
Don't be a girly man! (No, not a girly man!)
No, no, no, Arnie!
Come on and throw me, man! (Come on and throw me man!)
Now, now, NOW ARNIE!
DON'T BE A TEASE --- THROW ME NOW, PLEASE!!!!!!
[ Ahhnold: }
URRRGGGHHH !!!
[ Maria: ]
AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE !!!
[ Plate Glass Window: ]
KEEEERRRRAAAASSSSHHHH !!!
Ahh took pills
They're pumpifying
Und inflating mah pole
Und de power
They're supplying --- it's erectifying!
[ Maria: ]
You better pump-up (up up up)
'Cause I need a man
With a German Shepherd bone
You better pump-up (up up up)
You better pump your gland
Clean-and-jerk, bench-press-and-moan!
[ Maria: ]
You're the one that I want! (You are the one I want!)
Oh oh oh, Arnie!
[ Ahhnold: ]
You're de vun dat I vahnt! (You are de vun I vahnt!)
Oh oh oh, liebchen!
[ Maria and Ahhnold: ]
You're the one that I want! (You are de vun I vahnt!)
Oh oh oh, honey!
[ Ahhnold: ]
De vun ahh neeeeeeeeeeeed !!
[ Maria: ]
Oh yes indeeeeeeeeeeeeed !!
[ Maria: ]
If your pills,
Gave erection,
You're too shy to display
Bed awaits
In my direction
Feel your way
[ Ahhnold: ]
Ahh better pump-up (up up up)
'Cause you need a man
[ Maria: ]
'Cause I need a man
Who can toss me way up high!
[ Ahhnold: ]
Ahh better pump-up (up up up)
If ahh'm gonna throw
[ Maria: ]
You better throw
Big-Tooth-Shriver in the sky!
[ Ahhnold: ]
Ahh you shuuure?
[ Maria: ]
Yes, now toss me way up high!
[ Ahhnold: ]
You got heavier--*grunt* (You are so heavy--*grunt*)
Urgh, urgh, urgh, liebchen!
You got heavier--*grunt* (You are so heavy--*grunt*)
Urgh, urgh, urgh, liebchen!
You got heavier--*grunt* (You are so heavy--*grunt*)
Urgh, urgh, urgh, liebchen!
Ahh'll strain and wheeze --- almost cahn't breathe ---
[ Maria: ]
Don't be a girly man! (No, not a girly man!)
No, no, no, Arnie!
Don't be a girly man! (No, not a girly man!)
No, no, no, Arnie!
Don't be a girly man! (No, not a girly man!)
No, no, no, Arnie!
Now throw me, please --- throw me now, please!
[ Ahhnold: ]
You got heavier--*GRUNT*! (You are TOO heavy--*GRUNT*!)
Urgh, urgh, URGH, LIEBCHEN!
You got heavier--*GRUNT*! (You are TOO heavy--*GRUNT*!)
Urgh, urgh, URGH, LIEBCHEN!
You got heavier--*GRUNT*! (You are TOO heavy--*GRUNT*!)
Urgh, urgh, URGH, LIEBCHEN!
Ma-ri-a, pleeeeeease --- ahh just cahn't BREATHE !!
[ Maria: ]
Don't be a girly man! (No, not a girly man!)
No, no, no, Arnie!
Don't be a girly man! (No, not a girly man!)
No, no, no, Arnie!
Come on and throw me, man! (Come on and throw me man!)
Now, now, NOW ARNIE!
DON'T BE A TEASE --- THROW ME NOW, PLEASE!!!!!!
[ Ahhnold: }
URRRGGGHHH !!!
[ Maria: ]
AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE !!!
[ Plate Glass Window: ]
KEEEERRRRAAAASSSSHHHH !!!
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the "liebchen" line brought it all to a head. very funny. Is there an entire Grease Porn musical in the works? You cleaned and jerked 555 lbs!
Oh, Johnny... I'm speechless. But I must say that the "You got heavier--*grunt*" line is a classic :-)
i love the cadence of witty repartee...5s
this wouldn't be one of them lewd submissions would it? - *checks to see if Chucky is crestfallen* - nuh, guess not - I reckon you started with "erectifying" JD - if not, it's a GREAT get!! - 555
I thought this parody was going to be wholesome and clean, like ONJ. Glad I was wrong! 555
555 to the ubermaster of Ahnold parodies...bravo!
As der parodies go, Schwarzenegger dan most.
Wunderbar! Let me fünf you up. As Maria says: "Ich liebe dick!"
LMFAO!! Great stuff, Johnny. Send it to the Governator!! High 5's
Good job. 5's. I liked dis one. In fact I like all parodies that deal with tings of dis nature.
Yar Ahnold speak is wery gud!!
Arnoldie but a gut parody!
Das ist wunderbar. That's all I can really say in German ... ^_^ 5's
Thanks, john, Phil, alvin, Stuart, Rick C, Kristof, Michael, JB, Dee, Lionel, Red Ant, Luke, and Jack.
Well, now I feel totally silly that I almost didn't submit my little "slut" parody because it was a PG-13. This was a riot! Loved the grunting.
Thanks, Claude.
(Y '06) This parody PUMPED (CLAP!!) ME UP.
absolutley marvellous.triple from me!
(ABC Y 06) Herr Johnny D, you did dis very vell! Oh, ja!
(ABC-Y) See above!
If anyone can mock Ahnold it's you... Little Puny Man...
(ABC05) A pleasure to revisit! "Big-Tooth-Shriver" cracked me up.
(Y) ah, yes I remember this one - one of your best openings ever, JD
(ABC) Very funny, Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh'll give it 5's
Dot woss hilarious! LMAO!!!! This might be my ABC favorite, but I still have a few more to read. 555
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