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Song Parodies -> "Along Comes Arnie"

Original Song Title:

"Along Comes Mary"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Association

Parody Song Title:

"Along Comes Arnie"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Every time I think that voters aren't as dumb as hammers
Someone dis-proves me

And every now and then I think that times are fine and nothing worse
Can be-fall me

And then along comes Arnie

And says he wants to clean up house, and peek inside a blouse
And grope a chick's two mammaries

(And) Maybe bribe a Shriver's tail to take his rail for pumpulations
None will ever see

When he speaks he is sure out to lunch
And his sweaty cup reeks as sweet as a skunk
(sweet as a skunk!)


Arnie devours all the power with his lies and tricks
And sickness in his lame-brained way

And Arnie's masquerade is played when tabloid rags won't brag
'bout Arnie's host of dames they'd paid

'Cause he's a strong dumb Arnie

And President he wants to be, in spite of the reality
He was born o-ver-seas

But he will struggle much and boldly clutch with icy touch he learned
When playing " Mister Freeze "

When he speaks he is sure out to lunch
And his sweaty cup reeks as sweet as a skunk
(sweet as a skunk!)


And when detection of election's past, his fast
And acid lips are drawn across his teeth

The action-movies and the groupies gone
He's strong and never wrong and longs for Yasmine Bleeth

'Cause he's a pumped-up Arnie

And now he wants to see the stain like Clinton's bane that Arnie rained
And left on Shriver's shorts

Until her shaking thighs erect his size and make her realize his urgent cry for wife-fur-door

When he speaks he is sure out to lunch
And his sweaty cup reeks as sweet as a skunk!
Sweet as a skunk! (sweet as a skunk!)
Sweet as a skunk! (sweet as a skunk!)
Sweet as a skunk! (sweet as a skunk!)
Sweet as a skunk!

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Lionel Mertens - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
You better watch it Arnie might hit you with a Sac of Tomatoes. There's a lot of tomatoes here in Sac Town. But that's not a reason to back down. Anyway I've got a parody idea for you. It's called Hines! instead of Signs by the Five Man Electrical Band. The chorus goes Hines! Hines! Kerryboy loves Hines. Ketchup this, ketchup that don't you squeeze the Hines. Well anyway, something along those lines. 5's
john ulvang - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
another gem, Johnny D. 555
Rick C - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Tough song to parody ( I tried once and quit) ! Excellent !!! 555
alvin rhodes - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
great job on an amazingly difficult song to parody...5s
Red Ant - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS, but have TA's Greatist Hits so I gave it a listen. I would agree with Alvin and also good job on the internal rhymes. What is approval rating now, like 34%?
Dee Range - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Too bad he can't read, you could send him all of these...although not being able to read doesn't disqualify one from the presidency...at least it didn't for Georgie boy.555
Johnny D - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel, john, Rick C, alvin, Red Ant, and Dee.
Michael Pacholek - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, Californians, you really did ask for Arnold Schwarzenegger to be your Governor. And as Governors go, he's more ridiculous than most. Another D-light from Johnny. Ant: Arnold says that if you have T&A's greatest hits, send them to him. Wait a minute...
Johnny D - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael.

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