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Song Parodies -> "With Leather I Would Please You"
Original Song Title:
"If Ever I Would Leave You"
Original Performer:
Robert Goulet / Cast of 'Camelot'
Parody Song Title:
"With Leather I Would Please You"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
With leather I would please you
It wouldn't be a bummer
Pleasing you in summer, my leather, would so
Your skin streaked with sunburn
Your hips red as flame
Your blisters in clusters
From my thong's refrain
Butts hit by leather bleed, true,
A good 'n bleedin' bottom
Now I cleave your bottom, with leather whip's blow
I've seen how you sparkle
When falls whip's lash there
Five blows to your bottom, and my lust is there
And could I let you es-cape warily through the snow?
No, on those wintry evenings, in the iron stocks you go!
With leather I would please you
While cranking the rack's spring tight
Knowing how my spring might be twitched by you so
Oh no!
Now that spring's tight!
Bummer-splinters! Sore balls!
No, leather couldn't please you,
At all ...
It wouldn't be a bummer
Pleasing you in summer, my leather, would so
Your skin streaked with sunburn
Your hips red as flame
Your blisters in clusters
From my thong's refrain
Butts hit by leather bleed, true,
A good 'n bleedin' bottom
Now I cleave your bottom, with leather whip's blow
I've seen how you sparkle
When falls whip's lash there
Five blows to your bottom, and my lust is there
And could I let you es-cape warily through the snow?
No, on those wintry evenings, in the iron stocks you go!
With leather I would please you
While cranking the rack's spring tight
Knowing how my spring might be twitched by you so
Oh no!
Now that spring's tight!
Bummer-splinters! Sore balls!
No, leather couldn't please you,
At all ...
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Johnny, congratulations on reaching 300 parodies---don't think I'll be around for awhile, so take care!
Obviously a high pain-quotient there! 5's
5s for your spankin' new parody
Thank you, Royce, Adagio, and Alvin!
DKTOS - Fives for a good read.
Thanks Guy.
Hmmm... Don't know how I missed this earlier today (probably becasue the commie bastards that run our IT department blocked the site!) But I'm not bitter...... Excellent work! 555
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Don't know how I missed this yesterday -- this is really, really sharp. Again, masterful matching of original rhymes, and the "bleed, true" variation is inspired.
Thanks, Lee!
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