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Song Parodies -> "Fine Drone Now, Boy! (Seven Of Nine's Theme)"
Original Song Title:
"Rhinestone Cowboy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Glen Campbell
Parody Song Title:
"Fine Drone Now, Boy! (Seven Of Nine's Theme)"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
We've been fightin' these Borg so long
Fleein' their Cubes so strong
We know every rift in these Delta Quadrant anom'lies
Where Kathryn's the Jane of our Way
And one Borg got torn away from their Col-lec-tive Brain
It's futile to resist her eyes, man
And check out those silver tights, man
But she'll never peel off those tights, for someone like me
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Striding out on the Bridge in her silvery stilettoes
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Hanging out with Tuvok, whose Vulcan feelings never show
But watch him checkin' out her Borg bones
Captain Janeway un-plugged her brain
Cha-ko-tay, discovered her name
But we still call her "Seven Of Nine", her "Borg Designation"
And I dream of the things we'd do
But our Janeway's spoken, and she'll holler if we guys are lewd
I love the suit she pours her thighs in
She's one hot Event Horizon
But that's one Black Hole inside which, I never will be
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Gazing at you bemused, raising one Borg-enhanced eyebrow
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Resting in her alcove, re-charging like a Duracell™
While all of the male crew-members swell
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Striding out on the Bridge in her silvery stilettoes
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Getting subspace letters, from creatures she don't even know
She's hot, but, so aloof and alone...
(repeat chorus and fade)
Fleein' their Cubes so strong
We know every rift in these Delta Quadrant anom'lies
Where Kathryn's the Jane of our Way
And one Borg got torn away from their Col-lec-tive Brain
It's futile to resist her eyes, man
And check out those silver tights, man
But she'll never peel off those tights, for someone like me
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Striding out on the Bridge in her silvery stilettoes
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Hanging out with Tuvok, whose Vulcan feelings never show
But watch him checkin' out her Borg bones
Captain Janeway un-plugged her brain
Cha-ko-tay, discovered her name
But we still call her "Seven Of Nine", her "Borg Designation"
And I dream of the things we'd do
But our Janeway's spoken, and she'll holler if we guys are lewd
I love the suit she pours her thighs in
She's one hot Event Horizon
But that's one Black Hole inside which, I never will be
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Gazing at you bemused, raising one Borg-enhanced eyebrow
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Resting in her alcove, re-charging like a Duracell™
While all of the male crew-members swell
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Striding out on the Bridge in her silvery stilettoes
She's a fine drone now, boy!
Getting subspace letters, from creatures she don't even know
She's hot, but, so aloof and alone...
(repeat chorus and fade)
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DKTOS: But I´ve dug out this cartoon for you:
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And I´m sure you to will get 5:
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And I´m sure you to will get 5:
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Love your clever titles...:D 5's good one.
I guess I'm one of the few that liked Kes.
K1chyd: Those cartoons are hilarious, thanks!
Adagio: Thanks!
Rick D: Thanks, Rick. I just gotta say, however, that I never said that I didn't like Kes ..... On the contrary, I found Kes to be extremely sexy and cute, in a pixie/Tinkerbell kind of way. Different from Seven of Nine's cool, confident Borg-dominatrix. But still just as much fun! Variety is the spice of life in the Delta Quadrant, just as it is here in the Alpha Quadrant.
Adagio: Thanks!
Rick D: Thanks, Rick. I just gotta say, however, that I never said that I didn't like Kes ..... On the contrary, I found Kes to be extremely sexy and cute, in a pixie/Tinkerbell kind of way. Different from Seven of Nine's cool, confident Borg-dominatrix. But still just as much fun! Variety is the spice of life in the Delta Quadrant, just as it is here in the Alpha Quadrant.
I'm not a Trek fan, but I am a fan of this parody, especially the title.
Johnny D, Can You Write A Parody About Zen?, 'Cause You Seem To Know About It.
John Barry: Thanks, JB. The title's where I started on this one.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs: Yes, Jessy, I can write a parody about Zen --- that's a really good idea, thank you!
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs: Yes, Jessy, I can write a parody about Zen --- that's a really good idea, thank you!
Johnny D - I always wondered why they didn't call her "6 of 9". For some reason I think that designation might have improved the shows popularity - or at least given me a few more chuckles. But I did like that version of the Star Trek franchise. Not the best, maybe, but watchable, for sure and for the most part fun and entertaining. Now turning political, you may know Jeri Ryan was married to some Republican, "Family Values" type, high-office holder in Illinois. One of her problems with him that led to the divorce filing was that he wanted her to perform some sex acts in some sort of sex club that he apparently was somehow affiliated with (or wanted to be). She apparently did not care much for the idea. He's not running for re-election this year for some reason...5's for you here.
in space, no one can hear me laugh out loud at this...5s
Paul: Thanks --- and I did hear that whole silly saga about Jeri and her hubby!
Alvin: Your laugh has been assimilated. Thank you.
Alvin: Your laugh has been assimilated. Thank you.
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