Song Parodies -> "Nevada Highway"

Original Song Title:

"Ventura Highway"

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Original Performer:

"Nevada Highway"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Chewin' on a piece of ass
Bought one down the road
Tell me, how much they charge you back there, Joe?
Some people say
This desert weather really blows
You don't care, I know

Nevada Highway
In the sunshine
Where bordellos cluster
For nights of luster and moonshine
You're gonna go
I know, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

'Cause the free offer coupon's in your hand
And a daze surrounds your upright gland
Free sins flying through the sand
"Copulator Wizards", they're the band...they're the band

Did it, did it
Did it, did it
Did it, did it
Did it, did it...

Swingin' like a balling star
Waitin' for the girly scream
Sorry boy, but I've been hit by someone's cream
Aw, come on, Joe, you can always
Wipe that clean
Thanks a lot, hun, time to ream

Nevada Highway
In the sunshine
Where bordellos cluster
For nights of luster and moonshine
You're gonna go
I know, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

'Cause the free offer coupon's in your hand
And a daze surrounds your upright gland
Free sins flying through the sand
"Copulator Wizards" in the band...in the band

Did it, did it
Did it, did it
Did it, did it
Did it, did it...

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Rick D - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

And I couldn't get "Poke a Ho" through? Almost up to the big 200. where's the party?

Adagio - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Nevada, where else? Sheesh, JD! Btw, DKTOS

Jack Wilson - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS ,but still this was great! 555!

Tim Hall - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Fremont Street east of downtown Las Vegas is a sleazy red light area that this song described to a T

mac - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

I was laughing out loud from the second line on. Great job as usual, Johnny.

Johnny D - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you all, Rick D, Adagio, Jack, Tim, and mac!

Johnny D - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Rick D - thanks for mentioning my reaching the big 200. No party per se . . . just more parodies to come!

Jay W - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Bordellos with coupons--a grotesque but funny concept.

Johnny D - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Heh heh heh, thanks Jay W, call it the "red light special", I guess.

Serafina - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, JD! I know the original song very well (unlike some of the people who commented). Sorry I missed this one; I was away last weekend. Anyway, perfect score.

alvin rhodes - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

unlike the women in brothels, this was priceless....and may i add, the lyrics make much more sense than the original...5s

Johnny D - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Serafina, and thanks Alvin.

Meriadoc - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Parump! Um...er...I mean harrumph! ;-)

Johnny D - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Meriadoc! Long live the Land of Nye!

Tim Hall - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment

In Pahrump and other rural parts of Nevada, prostittion is legal. Prostitution is NOT legal in Las Vegas, Reno, Henderson, Carson City, and Lake Tahoe

Johnny D - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Tim ......... I wonder if Green Orion Women are available at Area 51 ?

Tim Hall - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Anything is possible, Johnny.

Johnny D - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment

I am going to hold you to that, Tim.

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