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Song Parodies -> "The Charge-It-To-Ya Chorus"

Original Song Title:

"The Hallelujah Chorus"

Original Performer:

Georg Friedrich Händel

Parody Song Title:

"The Charge-It-To-Ya Chorus"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

It's the time of year when we hear Handel's "Hallelujah Chorus" played on the radio and other media....so I decided to combine a tribute to Handel's masterpiece of choral music with one of my favorite holiday season parody-topics - commercialism - and so here is my holiday season song parody - the "Charge-It-To-Ya Chorus" ....... Happy Holidays, everybody !
Charge-----it-to-ya!
Charge-----it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it---------to-ya!

Charge-----it-to-ya!
Charge-----it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it----to----ya!

For the Lord Card Omnipotent reigneth

Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!

For the Lord Card Omnipotent reigneth

Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!

For-------the Lord Card Omni---potent reign------eth

Charge-it-to-ya! ( For----------------)
Charge-it-to-ya! ( the Lord Card )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Omni---potent )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( reign---------eth )

Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )

Charge-it-to-ya! ( For----------------)
Charge-it-to-ya! ( the Lord Card )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( Omni---potent )
Charge-it-to-ya! ( reign---------eth )

Charge-it-to-ya! ( Charge-it-to-ya! )

Charge-it - - to - - ya ( Charge-it - - to - - ya ! )

Ka-ching-dom of this world

Is become ka-ching-dom of our cards

I love this price - I love this price !

And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors ( ----- for debtors and debtors ) ----------
-- And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors (----- for debtors and debtors ) --------
---- And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors ( ----- for debtors and debtors ) ------
------ And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors (----- for debtors and debtors ) ----
-------- And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors ( ----- for debtors and debtors ) --
----------- And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors (----- for debtors and debtors )

Ching-ka-ching !

For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!

On credit cards!

For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!

Ching-ka-ching !

For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!

On debit cards!

For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!

Ching-ka-ching !

For debtors!
And debtors!
Charge-it-to-ya!
Charge-it-to-ya!

On MasterCard !

CHING - KA - CHING

ON HOARDS - OF - CARDS

And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - - - - - - - - - -
- - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - - - - - - - -
- - - - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - - - - - -
- - - - - - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - - - -
- - - - - - - - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors - -
- - - - - - - - - - And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors

Ching-ka-ching ! -----------------------------
---------------- For debtors and debtors !

On hoards of cards ! --------------------------
---------- Charge-it-to-ya! Charge-it-to-ya!

And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors !

Ching-ka-ching !
On hoards of cards !
Ching-ka-ching !
On hoards of cards !

And fees shall rain for debtors and debtors !

Ching-ka-ching ! ( For debtors! And debtors! )
On hoards of cards ! ( For debtors! And debtors! )
Charge-It-To-Ya!
Charge-It-To-Ya!
Charge-It-To-Ya!
Charge-It-To-Ya!

CHARGE
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TO
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Historical footnote: Georg Friedrich Händel was born on February 23, 1685. During his lifetime, Handel composed 23 oratorios. Of Handel's 23 oratorios, he composed his most famous oratorio, "Messiah", which contains the Hallelujah Chorus, in 23 days during 1741. 23, 23, 23, yeah, 23 - Handel's words of wisdom - 23.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 36

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 5   35
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John Jenkins - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, excellent presentation. And it all comes down to 23, doesn't it?
Royce Miller - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny, I bet God is alot quicker to forgive than those creditors, once a person has charged up a bundle--in fact I know he is. You did a great job.
Melhi - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Johnny D. Particularly liked "Ka-ching-dom"
... - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it!
Johnny D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you JJ, Royce, Melhi, and Ellipsis !

Uh-oh....four comments but only three votes.....who forgot to hang their holiday chad, good people, ?? ;-D
Rick D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Just got in. 5's Got a Handel on it, I see.
Ellipsis - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I was the one who forgot to place my vote. :D But I placed it now.
Agrimorfee - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
555. Brought tears of joy to my eyes.
kozar - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
This was by far one of the best things I've ever read on this site; you did an excellent job with it. I vote all fives; I'm pretty sure I placed my vote this time. :)
Phil Alexander - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
A wonderful idea, Johnny... "For the Lord Card Omnipotent reigneth" that must be the Master Card, then?
Diva - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Original song and very well done! =)
Suzie Cream Cheese - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!!
Johnny D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Rick, Ellipsis, Agrimorfee, kozar, Phil Alexander, Diva, and Suzie Cream Cheese!
Johnny D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
And Phil - I suppose one could say that the Master's Card might be called MasterCard - LOL ! ;-)
nally - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with most of the above commenters; this was a really great parody. Not to mention hilarious.
Mr. X - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I enjoyed it too!
Quayle - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
ice song for those that can "Handel" it. (Haw, haw, haw!)
Johnny D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you nally, Mr. X, and Quayle!
Serafina - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I really liked this one. It was very well written and very funny. 5's. :)
Joe - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it too! 5-5-5
Johnny D - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Serafina and Joe!
Fred - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I just stumbled across this one...it was hilarious!!!
Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Fred!
Joe - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Just restoring my vote due to last week's glitch.
Johnny D - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Joe.
Phil Nelson - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one.
John Lomain - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Unique idea.
Agrimorfee - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Forgot that I read this one before. I am a sucker for Hallejuah Chorus parodies .
Johnny D - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Phil, John, and Agrimorfee.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) You have a certain knack with the classics, even if it's only twelve words repeated over and over. Loved your 'concrete poetry' structuring to make the parody more interesting.
Johnny D - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Luke.
Paul Robinson - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC "T") "Historical footnote: Georg Friedrich Händel was born on February 23, 1685. During his lifetime, Handel composed 23 oratorios. Of Handel's 23 oratorios, he composed his most famous oratorio, "Messiah", which contains the Hallelujah Chorus, in 23 days during 1741. 23, 23, 23, yeah, 23 – Handel's words of wisdom – 23. " Yeah, yeah, yeah, Johnny, but come on, what was Handel's CREDIT RATING?? EQUI-FAX #??? Could he Handel an 8% re-finance or is he gonna screw-ya and declare bankruptcy? Well, pending more data regarding his loan-worthiness I can only extend you "5-5-5" at this time...perhaps this "Handel" fellow should look into a "Debit" card account to demonstrate responsibility...we want to make sure he's still around, oh, say 6 months or so from now... you know these "long-haired" musician types...
Johnny D - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
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Guy - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Captured the pure spirit of modern secular seasonal commercialism at its "best".
Johnny D - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy, such was my cunning plan all along.
Arwen - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...going against the crowd here...but...while it's funny...I didn't think it was THAT funny. And you only had to think of like 5 lines.
Johnny D - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen.
Jared - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Oh man, that was great, great stuff. Good luck in the contest
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jared.
Jeff Reuben - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute. Not much to work with as far as changing words, but I got a chuckle out of it.
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff.
Peregrin - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, you are a very strange man! Oh, we knew that! Ok then, good job! ;-)
Johnny D - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
And Peregrin, you are a very normal hobbit! Thanks! ;-D
Meriadoc - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Is this what we are going to have playing in the backgorund of the threesome. Er, the videotaped twosome? ;-)
Johnny D - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh, watch it there, Merry! I mean, watch them there....er, I mean, er, hmm, I'd better watch what I say....I'll just say...thanks! ;-)
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Great pacing and wordplay, interesting way of showing the musical structure too...and even though I don't celebrate Christmas as such, I agree that the holidays are way too commercialized. 5's all round!
Johnny D - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you very much, Ingeborg!
2nz - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
While you only had to think of five lines, you probably spent a decent amount of time typing the damn thing, and I quite enjoyed 'Ka-ching-dom'
Johnny D - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2nz.
Death To Triple One Voters - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
All right, who's the basterd that voted 1 for pacing on this? This was a damn good parody, and whoever made that bogus vote should have their IP banned! This parody was not, and I repeat NOT, off paced, for cryin out loud.
Eac Zeffron - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
It certainly wasn't.

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