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Song Parodies -> "Type-A Licker"

Original Song Title:

"Day Tripper"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Type-A Licker"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Quoted from Associated Press today, 4 August 2005 - AP - BEND, Ore. - A state board voted to publicly reprimand a Central Linn High School teacher and football coach for licking the bleeding wounds of several student athletes. The Oregon Teacher Standards and Practices Commission Wednesday placed Scott Reed on two years' probation. Details of the case and censure will go on the commission Web site and be sent to all Oregon school districts and to departments of education nationwide. Reed must attend a class on the risks of blood-borne pathogens within the next two months and furnish the commission with written verification of his attendance. Reed agreed to "stipulated facts" that included him licking blood from wounds on a track team member's knee, a football player's arm, and a high school student's hand. It was not clear why he licked the wounds.
Got a good reason
For booting that teacher-freak out

Bloody good reason
For kicking that teacher-freak out, now

He's a Type-A Licker
Sanguine Slurper, yeah

He stuck his gro-o-oss tongue
So far out
In my wound, ouch!


Dracula-Teacher
He sucks and quaffs away there

Vlad-The-Im-Teacher
He sucks and quaffs away there, now

He's a Type-A Licker
Lingual Leecher, yeah

He stuck his gro-o-oss tongue
So far down
In my wound, ouch!

( --- bloody slurping instrumental --- )

Guy's a leecher
He boldly laid tongue right there

Guy's a leecher
An' he boldly laid tongue right there, now

He's a Type-A Licker
Hema Goblin, yeah

But now the schoo-oo-ool board
Has found out
Yeah they found out!

A-Licker!
A-Licker, yeah!

A-Licker!
A-Licker, BLEAH!

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alvin rhodes - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
certainly an original concept...and disturbing...5s for creepin' me out
Adagio - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Yea..."BLEAH! " GOOD GRIEF!...Never heard of such a thing. Now that I expressed my shock, your parody was excellent and visual. 5's
John Barry - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Saw the title and thought it was going to be about some corporate drone kissing up to his hyper boss.
Kristof Robertson - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
That is just WRONG on so many levels....great parody, though. 555
Dominic L. - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny.. 5's.
Stuart McArthur - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
reminds me a bit of scenes form that amazing flick "Sin City" - this would fit into that film seamlessly - 555
Drewster the Rooster - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This is crazy, good spot though and way to write a top parody about it, another good one by johnny d
Johnny D - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Adagio, John Barry, Kristof, Dominic, Stuart, and Drewster!

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