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Song Parodies -> "GAGH"
Original Song Title:
"Cars"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Gary Numan
Parody Song Title:
"GAGH"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
GAGH is a 1-syllable Klingon word, pronounced "gahh".
( synthesizer accompanied by clashing Klingon Pain-Sticks )
Klingons eat GAGH
A meal slimy that crawls
It's a grub they adore
It's small but it fights to live
It's GAGH
Klingons eat GAGH
It's alive on their teeth
It's so vicious to chew
The way it fights will a-maze
It's GAGH
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!
GAGH,
FIGHTS BACK,
WITH HONOR
WHEN,
YOU,
CHEW-IT-UP!
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
THAT FIGHTS YOU ALL-THE-WAY-DOWN!
"WHEN I EAT GAGH,"
says Commander Kaay-Lonn,
"IT ATTACKS ALL MY TEETH,
AND WITH HONOR MAKES WAR -- IT'S GAGH! "
When they eat GAGH
Goblets of Blood Wine they'll drink
And shout,
"FEED ME A FIGHT!"
Their Bat'leth teeth will bite
That GAGH
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!
GAGH,
FIGHTS BACK,
WITH HONOR
WHEN,
YOU,
CHEW-IT-UP!
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!
GAGH
WON'T DIE,
UNTIL YOU SWAL-LOW-IT-DOWN!
( synthesizer accompanied by clashing Klingon Pain-Sticks )
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!
GAGH,
FIGHTS BACK,
WITH HONOR
WHEN,
YOU,
CHEW-IT-UP!
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!
MOST
HU-MANS,
WOULD GAG ON GAGH-AND-THROW-UP!
( synthesizer accompanied by clashing Klingon Pain-Sticks )
( repeat and fade )
"Fade? Klingon music does not 'fade' !
Klingon music always ends
WITH HONOR
in a
GLORIOUSLY VIOLENT CRESCENDO
leaving
SHREDDED BLEEDING EARDRUMS IN ITS WAKE!"
Klingons eat GAGH
A meal slimy that crawls
It's a grub they adore
It's small but it fights to live
It's GAGH
Klingons eat GAGH
It's alive on their teeth
It's so vicious to chew
The way it fights will a-maze
It's GAGH
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!
GAGH,
FIGHTS BACK,
WITH HONOR
WHEN,
YOU,
CHEW-IT-UP!
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
THAT FIGHTS YOU ALL-THE-WAY-DOWN!
"WHEN I EAT GAGH,"
says Commander Kaay-Lonn,
"IT ATTACKS ALL MY TEETH,
AND WITH HONOR MAKES WAR -- IT'S GAGH! "
When they eat GAGH
Goblets of Blood Wine they'll drink
And shout,
"FEED ME A FIGHT!"
Their Bat'leth teeth will bite
That GAGH
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!
GAGH,
FIGHTS BACK,
WITH HONOR
WHEN,
YOU,
CHEW-IT-UP!
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!
GAGH
WON'T DIE,
UNTIL YOU SWAL-LOW-IT-DOWN!
( synthesizer accompanied by clashing Klingon Pain-Sticks )
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!
GAGH,
FIGHTS BACK,
WITH HONOR
WHEN,
YOU,
CHEW-IT-UP!
GAGH'S
A FOOD,
FOR WAR-RI-ORS,
WHO LIKE,
TO FIGHT!
MOST
HU-MANS,
WOULD GAG ON GAGH-AND-THROW-UP!
( synthesizer accompanied by clashing Klingon Pain-Sticks )
( repeat and fade )
"Fade? Klingon music does not 'fade' !
Klingon music always ends
WITH HONOR
in a
GLORIOUSLY VIOLENT CRESCENDO
leaving
SHREDDED BLEEDING EARDRUMS IN ITS WAKE!"
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Yeah!....er... uh... YEAH! This is the best lyrics written for a synth solo that I can remember. I would love to hear Michael Dorn do this song.
i went gagh gagh over this
I don't know anything about Klingons but, thought this was funny...555
Commander Richer: "Yes, but...it's still moving." Klingon: " Gagh is best when served live." I serve some 5s for this.
Gagh me with a spoon! (Great lyrics for the synthesizer part)
What do you call the Klingon with the most seniority in the ship's galley? The dean wormer.
Thanks, Michael.
GAGH is the only food that tries to excuse itself from the table. So glad I found this Johnny, I must have missed it the other week when I was out of the loop for a couple of days. Honorable 5s all over and kudos for using those lengthy synth solo parts and Klingon Pain sticks. I hope this is your SOTM entry, it's much funnier than some Trek entries that you have used before (or maybe I just felt that they hit to close to home). This was right down my alley though! :-)
BTW, one of my early parodies was about GAGH, you'll probably like it:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/sineadoconnor1.shtml
BTW, one of my early parodies was about GAGH, you'll probably like it:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/sineadoconnor1.shtml
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