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Song Parodies -> "Kabbalah"
Original Song Title:
"Borderline"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Kabbalah"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
( --- instrumental intro --- )
[ MADONNA: ]
Something in my brain is dumber than wet tea leaves
I don't want to be some has-been, I'll gain me new publicity
Stop saying that I'm lame,
In it just for fame,
Fortune, money, sex, and more
If you watch me you will know
Maybe you will grow,
Horny, like you did before
Lust...thighs, two thunder-glands ( thunder-glands! ) ---
I've given all I can!
Now I'll start my latest thing ---
Kab-balah
Rabbis appalled ask, "Why, Ma--don--na ----
--- do you keep on pissing Jews off --- over the Kab-balah?"
Kab-balah
Feels like I'm growing two new hoo-hahs!
I just keep on pissing Jews off --- over the Kab-balah!
( Kab-balah! )
( --- instrumental --- )
Something in my thighs is wakin' up your tool at me
When you hold me in your mind you rub you 'til you just can't see
But when you wet-dream now
When you look aroused
Ain't me you lust after now
Not buying my CDs!
My Madonna sleaze!
Where my fame was there's just a breeze!
Bust...prize-boob wonder-glands ( wonder-glands! ) ---
I've given all I can!
Now I've got my latest fling ---
Kab-balah
Steal ancient wisdom to lose my blahs!
I just keep on pissing Jews off --- over the Kab-balah!
Kab-balah
Mystical knowing to choose my bras!
I just keep on pissing Jews off --- over the Kab-balah!
( Kab-balah! )
"Esther", that's me!
"Esther", that's me!
"Esther", that's me now-ow!
(She just keeps on --- ) Call me "Esther"!
( --- pissing Jews off --- ) "Esther-Darling"!
( --- over the Kab-balah!) Yeah-eah-eah! ( Kab-balah! )
[ MADONNA: ]
Something in my brain is dumber than wet tea leaves
I don't want to be some has-been, I'll gain me new publicity
Stop saying that I'm lame,
In it just for fame,
Fortune, money, sex, and more
If you watch me you will know
Maybe you will grow,
Horny, like you did before
Lust...thighs, two thunder-glands ( thunder-glands! ) ---
I've given all I can!
Now I'll start my latest thing ---
Kab-balah
Rabbis appalled ask, "Why, Ma--don--na ----
--- do you keep on pissing Jews off --- over the Kab-balah?"
Kab-balah
Feels like I'm growing two new hoo-hahs!
I just keep on pissing Jews off --- over the Kab-balah!
( Kab-balah! )
( --- instrumental --- )
Something in my thighs is wakin' up your tool at me
When you hold me in your mind you rub you 'til you just can't see
But when you wet-dream now
When you look aroused
Ain't me you lust after now
Not buying my CDs!
My Madonna sleaze!
Where my fame was there's just a breeze!
Bust...prize-boob wonder-glands ( wonder-glands! ) ---
I've given all I can!
Now I've got my latest fling ---
Kab-balah
Steal ancient wisdom to lose my blahs!
I just keep on pissing Jews off --- over the Kab-balah!
Kab-balah
Mystical knowing to choose my bras!
I just keep on pissing Jews off --- over the Kab-balah!
( Kab-balah! )
"Esther", that's me!
"Esther", that's me!
"Esther", that's me now-ow!
(She just keeps on --- ) Call me "Esther"!
( --- pissing Jews off --- ) "Esther-Darling"!
( --- over the Kab-balah!) Yeah-eah-eah! ( Kab-balah! )
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That's freaky, JD...scary synchronicity there, mate. Absolutely LOVED this, especially "Mystical knowing to choose my bras!"...brilliant. 555
Speaking of brutal, JD! Esther and Ann--both richie, er, richly, deserving targets. Nothing arcane about this: 5s.
i like the "wet tea leaves" line
JohnnyD, you and Kristof must have some kind of--dare I say it?--mystical connection today!
Johnny, I think the Bonnie Raitt song "Let's Give Em Something to Talk About" is Madonna's theme song.
"Mystical knowing to choose my bras" was my favorite line. Well done skewering here Johnny D.
Like a surgeon, you write! 555
Thanks, Kristof, JB, alvin, MasonR, Royce, Red Ant, and Rick C.
Good one.
Thanks, Larry.
"thunder-glands"lol sounds scary nice reworking 555
(ABCK3) See above, and kudos for using one of Madonna's songs against her!
Esther Slayed.... Johnny D has on Resume.... This is how Modanna paid.... Oh, I believe that Esther's Slayed!!!
(ABC3) Allan Sherman: "How's yer cousin Esther? Skipped a whole semester!" Oy vey, Madonna.
You probably shouldn't give Pri-madonna any ideas (lol).----MM
(ABC3K) See above. This was even better second time around.
(ABC3K) I have a feeling that there are more non-political parodies about Madonna than anyone else, and it's stuff like Kabbalah that warrants it - nice skewering JD - 555
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