(guitar intro)

Went to Madame Mung Bean
At the Psychic Fair--air--air--AIR--air!

For a seance session
On a friend's friendly dare--are--ARE!

Madame said "I see that,
you don't trust me--e--e--E--e!"

"So here is a message --
from your Uncle Pete!"

Then a ghost - (in) ectoplasmic gas appeared,
From Madame Mung Bean's massive rear!

She cut a
fa-a-aaaaa-a-a-art full of soul!

(guitar break)

Then a ghost - in an astral gas appeared,
From Madame Mung Bean's massive rear!

She cut a
fa-a-aaaaa-a-a-art full of soul!

(guitar riff)

"I've been dead such a long time,"
Uncle Peter declare--are--are--ARE--ared!

"But thanks to Madame Mung Bean,
I'm back now, don't be scare--are--ARED!

"Here comes Auntie Selma,
my long-gone bri--i--i--I--ide!"

Then Madame said "I think,
something dead's inside!"

Then a glow - (of) fuming ASStral gas appeared,
From Madame Mung Bean's massive rear!

SHE CUT A
FA-A-AAAAA-A-A-ART FULL OF SOUL !!

(guitar ending)