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Song Parodies -> "Ugliest Stench At These Docks"
Original Song Title:
"Twentieth Century Fox"
Original Performer:
The Doors
Parody Song Title:
"Ugliest Stench At These Docks"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Well, these fashion magazines
Have these fashion perfume cards
They make longshoremen sneeze
On every cargo barge
That breeze, so bad
Worse than a musky fox
It's the ugliest stench at these docks
It's the ugliest stench at these docks
It's worse, much worse,
Than any curse, or pox
It's the ugliest stench at these docks, oh yeah
Tuna spleen ain't cruel
An eel's intestines are great
Rotten fish is cool
Its odor dissipates
But perfume cards
Would make a vulture balk
'Cause it's the ugliest stench at these docks
It's the ugliest stench at these docks
Smells like hurl locked up
Inside a nasty box
It's the ugliest stench at these docks, oh yeah
Ugliest stench at these docks, oh yeah
Ugliest stench at these docks
It's the ugliest stench at these docks
Have these fashion perfume cards
They make longshoremen sneeze
On every cargo barge
That breeze, so bad
Worse than a musky fox
It's the ugliest stench at these docks
It's the ugliest stench at these docks
It's worse, much worse,
Than any curse, or pox
It's the ugliest stench at these docks, oh yeah
Tuna spleen ain't cruel
An eel's intestines are great
Rotten fish is cool
Its odor dissipates
But perfume cards
Would make a vulture balk
'Cause it's the ugliest stench at these docks
It's the ugliest stench at these docks
Smells like hurl locked up
Inside a nasty box
It's the ugliest stench at these docks, oh yeah
Ugliest stench at these docks, oh yeah
Ugliest stench at these docks
It's the ugliest stench at these docks
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I don't know about ugliest - I reckon percocet and swordfish smell just as bad - 555
This smells a lot like 555
Johnny's trippin with the Doors. Behind door #5, are 5 Barker beauties with a five year subscription to Fish and Game (no girlie man perfume cards here).
yep, i well remember smelly fashion magazines when i was a longshoreman...this is great...5s
Yes! A blow against the olfactoterrorists.
What is it with you and longshoremen? As fetishes go, that one's stranger than most. But this was a great parody. And too damn true.
Thank you Stuart & Dee & Lionel & Alvin & JB & Michael!
You're coming up with some out-there ideas lately, JD...555
I'm giving it a 555, too. It's the kind of idea, that, if I had thought of it first, I would have said, "Nah...too stupid." You took the initiative, though, and I applaud your skills once again. :)
Thanks, Kristof and Agrimorfee.
Pretty funny...I expected the song to be about the stench of fish or garbage or something, you surprised me. Good original idea.
Thanks Jeff.
(U) - clever idea, JD, and good idea for the OS, but I'm too spoilt by your brilliance to call this one of your best :-)
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