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Song Parodies -> "Amish Aerobics"
Original Song Title:
"Disco Inferno"
Original Performer:
The Trammps / Soundtrack from 'Saturday Night Fever'
Parody Song Title:
"Amish Aerobics"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Here are some links to the original lyrics, MIDI files, a Walmart sample, and an Amazon sample of "Disco Inferno" - please watch out for bogus " - " hyphen-characters that Amiright's software sometimes sticks into URL's, you might have to manually remove them from a URL after you try pasting a URL into your browser: .....http://www.lyricsondemand.com/soundtracks/s/saturdaynightfeverlyrics/discoinfernolyrics.html ..... http://www.zockbar.de/midi/Disco%20Inferno.mid ..... http://midi-disco.chat.ru/disco-midi/discoinferno.mid ..... http://music.walmart.com/m/000/75/67/82/23/72/0007567822372.01.01.004.mp3 ..... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002I91/104-9021888-1873552?v=glance
(instrumental intro)
Churn butter churn!
Churn butter churn!
Churn butter churn!
Churn butter churn!
Churnin'!
Thou perspireth, yes!
One hundred hay bales high!
Brothers lettin' loose, y'all gettin' down off the goose - d'thou hear?
(thy cows are mooing) Cows are creamin' - out of control
It doth so entertaineth - when thy booty starteth explod'n
I heard some brother say ---
Churn butter churn! - Amish aerobics!
Churn butter churn! - Churn that butter down!
Churn butter churn! - Amish aerobics!
Churn butter churn! - Churn that butter down!
Churnin'!
Sacred action (amen-men-men!) cometh with churn reaction
(churnin') I couldn't sweat the noise, ('til I had to self-rejoice)
So I had to self-enjoy (amen-men-men!)
The cream was on (churnin'), rising to the top, huh!
Every brother's goin' strong (amen-men-men!)
And that is when thy spark got hot!
I heard some brother say ---
Barns, raisin' barns! - Amish aerobics!
Barns, raisin' barns! - Raise thy crazy barn, yoh!
Barns, raisin' barns! - Amish aerobics!
Barns, raisin' barns! - Raise thy crazy barn!
Raisin'!
Up above thy head thou hear music in the air - thou hear music!
That makes thee know there's (some holy) a promise somewhere!
Sacred action (amen-men-men!) comes with barn-raisin' action
(raisin') I couldn't sweat the noise, ('til I had to self-rejoice)
So I had to self-enjoy (amen-men-men!)
The roof was on (raisin'), rising to the top, huh!
Every sister's goin' strong (amen-men-men!)
And that is when MY spark got hot!
I heard that sister say ---
Kids, makin' kids! - Amish aerobics! (Aah yeah!)
Kids, makin' kids! - Knock this mama up!
Kids, makin' kids! - Amish aerobics, yeah!
Kids, makin' kids! - Knock this mama up!
Makin'! (Makin'!)
(instrumental break)
Thou just can't stop
When ('til) thy spark gets hot!
Just can't stop
When thy spark gets hot!
(instrumental break)
Churning, raising, churning, raising!
Copu, lating, copu, lating!
Churning, raising, churning, raising!
Copu, lating, copu, lating!
Churning, raising, churning, raising!
Copu, lating, copu, lating!
Churn butter churn!
Churn butter churn!
Churn butter churn!
Churn butter churn!
Churnin'!
Thou perspireth, yes!
One hundred hay bales high!
Brothers lettin' loose, y'all gettin' down off the goose - d'thou hear?
(thy cows are mooing) Cows are creamin' - out of control
It doth so entertaineth - when thy booty starteth explod'n
I heard some brother say ---
Churn butter churn! - Amish aerobics!
Churn butter churn! - Churn that butter down!
Churn butter churn! - Amish aerobics!
Churn butter churn! - Churn that butter down!
Churnin'!
Sacred action (amen-men-men!) cometh with churn reaction
(churnin') I couldn't sweat the noise, ('til I had to self-rejoice)
So I had to self-enjoy (amen-men-men!)
The cream was on (churnin'), rising to the top, huh!
Every brother's goin' strong (amen-men-men!)
And that is when thy spark got hot!
I heard some brother say ---
Barns, raisin' barns! - Amish aerobics!
Barns, raisin' barns! - Raise thy crazy barn, yoh!
Barns, raisin' barns! - Amish aerobics!
Barns, raisin' barns! - Raise thy crazy barn!
Raisin'!
Up above thy head thou hear music in the air - thou hear music!
That makes thee know there's (some holy) a promise somewhere!
Sacred action (amen-men-men!) comes with barn-raisin' action
(raisin') I couldn't sweat the noise, ('til I had to self-rejoice)
So I had to self-enjoy (amen-men-men!)
The roof was on (raisin'), rising to the top, huh!
Every sister's goin' strong (amen-men-men!)
And that is when MY spark got hot!
I heard that sister say ---
Kids, makin' kids! - Amish aerobics! (Aah yeah!)
Kids, makin' kids! - Knock this mama up!
Kids, makin' kids! - Amish aerobics, yeah!
Kids, makin' kids! - Knock this mama up!
Makin'! (Makin'!)
(instrumental break)
Thou just can't stop
When ('til) thy spark gets hot!
Just can't stop
When thy spark gets hot!
(instrumental break)
Churning, raising, churning, raising!
Copu, lating, copu, lating!
Churning, raising, churning, raising!
Copu, lating, copu, lating!
Churning, raising, churning, raising!
Copu, lating, copu, lating!
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I can't see to type because of the tears from laughing so much...I can see the video clip in my mind..oh no, I'm off again. This is sheer brilliance. 555
That just plain had me laughing, Johnny! I agree about the visuals...lol 5's
I'm definitely laughing out loud...which is bad news considering that I'm supposed to be doing general ledger adjustments...but this is AMAZINGLY good, Johnny. Excellent! Thou Rocketh!! 555!
Great job! 555!
churn butter churn...HAHAHA..oh, the mental pictures this one induced...very very good
What everyone else said. LMAO! 555
Fantastic! 'Tis a gift from above. 5-5-5
Ah yes......images of bearded men and white-bonnet-wearing women jumping up and down and bending to-and-fro in their simple basic-black spandex....AMEN!
Thanks Kristof, Adagio, Arwen, Jack, alvin, Ashkicksass, and EmiLoca!
That parody takes me back to the 70's (1870's,1670's...)three solid 5's !
"(thy cows are mooing)"... this was a low blow, JD. Is this what they call "mooed music"?
Thank you, TTP, and thanks, Philbo - yes, that's moooooed music, indeed. ;-)
ROTFL... this is one of your best, Johnny. I liked it even more than Weird Al's "Amish Paradise".
Thou shall not recieve less than 555. :-)
Thanks mac and K1chyd!
That was hilarious. Very original.
Thy good words are wholesome and welcome, Brother Leo. I thank thee.
Very creative...loved it! Rounds out the final 5 for me, now I have to get down to my top 3
Thanks, Brother Jeff. May thy spark get hot at the most opportune times.
What everyone else said. And "self-rejoice" is classic. You've raised a helluva barn here, Brother Small.
Thank you, Brother Spafford!
(SOTM) Nice work Johnny...all fives, not sure I'll vote for this in he SOTM's or no,t just stated going thru the entries today (Procrastinating, I know..but the last thing I wanmt right now is a DQ)
No sweat, Jared, thanks very much for the good review!
(SOTM) The sort of song that would start Amosh pit. Sorry, that's the best I can do. You, however, have harvested a fine crop of 5s.
Thank you, Brother Luke.
Churn that butter down brother. Hilarious.
Thank thee, Brother Claude.
Very clever, creative parody, JD. But you have really annoyed the Amish community and they are going to get on their computers and start sending you a bunch of angry e-mails ... maybe not ... maybe they will get on their telephones and make threatening phone calls ... maybe not ... maybe they will get in their cars and drive over to where you live to harrass you ...
+++Thanks, John Jenkins! Looks like "Amish Aerobics" was WHACKED by the 7-28-04 Amiright-Bug ...... Dear Sisters and Brothers, Thou art all invited to re-cast thy votes if thou feel moved by the spirit to do so.... Thank thee all ! ;)
Johnny...I haven't finished looking around yet...but I was astonished at your one vote! Of course, I went here again and recast my vote.
Thanks, Adagio. :-)
Good work JD! This brings back memories (of what type I am unsure!)
Thanks, Brother Pippin, er, I mean Sister Pippin, er, I mean, Pippin!
(SOTM) All my Amish ancestors are rolling in their graves... :-P
Thanks Merry!
i thought this would actually be a clean parody... should have known better. pretty good but i don't think it'll be winning the abcs contest
Thanks ethan.
Sorry I missed this last month. While this ain't up my alley per se, you don't go down without a fight. Nice work with that churnin' and that raisin'.
Thank you, 2nz.
i think you are a funny writer, johnny.
Thanks, AB!
good
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