You see a phaser in the dark
Stunned someone in the park
But meantime

Down there on Risa, you stop, and you hold everything

A band is blowin' Dixie, double warp-time
They're in your mind
When you hear their music ring

And now you step inside
And you see those alien faces

Beamin' down outta orbit to hear the jazz go down

Hot musicians
From outer spaces

Their Vulcan horns are blowin' that sound

Beam on down south
Beam on down south
Risa town

You check out
Sitar Strax
Those strings
He attacks

Mind he's strictly stoic you're never going to hear him cry or sing

'Cause his old Earth sitar is how he makes it known
What he's feelin' inside as he's
Playin' his thing

And Harok doesn't mind
If his Vulcan
Blood is green

He's got a Star Fleet job - he's doin' alright!

He can play the Vulcan harp like anything

Saving it up
For shore leave nights

With the Vulcans
With the Vulcans Of Swing

There's a crowd of Ferengi foolin' around in the corner
Drunk and dressed in their lat'num sequins and their polished lobes
They ignore the band
Put lat'num in Dabo-Girly's hands
To try to get her
To disrobe

And the Vulcans
Yeah, the Vulcans, they play Mind-Probe...
...Mind-Probe...

That Vulcan man steps right up to the microphone
Looks at the crowd and raises one eye-brow
"Live long, and pros-per - now go home"
Then he makes his hand - form that old "V"

"We are the Vulcans - We are the Vulcans Of Swing"